Worst Wrestling Names Ever

[D-Man]

I'm not just narrowing it down to "gimmick" names like the Gobbelty Gooker. I mean ALL names, including the likes of:

Joey Abs
"Mr. Ass"
Braden Walker
Daniel Bryan (lol)

Let's hear 'em.

 

[The Doctor]

Atlas Ortiz
Any name that isn't Big Bully Busick.

 

[D-Man]

The Shockmaster (duh)

 

[D-Man]

Honestly... Kane is a horrible name. Such a play off the biblical character Cain, as it Cain and Abel. Blasphemy, I say.

 

[The Doctor]

Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz
Hugh Morrus
Dingo Warrior

 

[Fuel The Fire]

Repo Man lol

 

[D-Man]

"1-2-3" Kid
Barry Horowitz
"Iron" Mike Sharp

 

[klunderbunker]

Christian

 

[D-Man]

Edge

 

[The Doctor]

Phinneas I. Godwinn

 

[D-Man]

Irwin R. Schyster

 

[The Doctor]

Man of Question

 

[Lee]

The rock....

 

[klunderbunker]

Who

 

[RVDgurl]

I'm not just narrowing it down to "gimmick" names like the Gobbelty Gooker. I mean ALL names, including the likes of:

Joey Abs
"Mr. Ass"
Braden Walker
Daniel Bryan (lol)

Let's hear 'em.

I'm calling bullshit on Joey Abs. Come on, D-Man...Joey Abs was fantastic. The gimmick, the name.

Mean Street Posse...FTW!!!

 

[Blade]

The Miz

 

[The Doctor]

Sexton Hardcastle

 

[D-Man]

I'm calling bullshit on Joey Abs. Come on, D-Man...Joey Abs was fantastic. The gimmick, the name.

Mean Street Posse...FTW!!!

Eh... I guess I see what you're saying. Ok, I take it back.

I'll replace it with Norman Smiley.

 

[Scotty]

Issac Yankem.

 

[TLC]

Desmond Wolfe

 

[RVDgurl]

Eh... I guess I see what you're saying. Ok, I take it back.

I'll replace it with Norman Smiley.

Thanks. Norman Smiley is a much better choice.


Chilly Willy, EZ Money, Roadkill, Ze Gangsta, Tex Slanzenger, Max Moon & Adam Bomb- all completely awful names.

 

[Ferbian]

Doink the clown.. can't believe that hasn't been mentioned.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

The Miz is the absolute worst in the industry right now, with Dolph Ziggler a close second.

Aside from him, I'd say Issac Yankem, Irwin R. Schyster, Norman Smiley, Brayden Walker, Shad Gaspar, Edge (who should have changed his name to Adam Copeland [his real name] a long time ago), Jack Swagger, John Morrison (as a Jim Morrison impersonator), Christian (not as Christian Cage) and The Big Show.

 

[secret titan]

Duke "The Dumpster" Droese

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Eh... I guess I see what you're saying. Ok, I take it back.

I'll replace it with Norman Smiley.

as stupid as norman smiley may be thats his actual name, kinda makes you wonder why they make so many wrestlers change theirs and his was kept the same.