Worst pick-up line

[C.M.]

Whats the worst pickup line you've ever used or worst pickup line that someone has tried to use on you?


Discuss

 

[Danmen001]

1.Did it hurt?

2.What?

1.When you feel down from heaven.



Here is a site full of them.
http://linesthataregood.com/

 

[Mighty NorCal]

*doesnt use pick up lines*

FACT

 

[klunderbunker]

By far and away the best pickup line I've ever used that's worked all but about twice.

Hi.

 

[Danmen001]

The ones on that site are funny though.

 

[C.M.]

*doesnt use pick up lines*

FACT

X2

 

[brahma62]

Do you wanna be the 6 or the 9


didn't use it, but someone should

 

[Mighty NorCal]

one time a buddy of mine and I were galavanting at the mall, and a girl walked by with a mcflurry (obviously from Mcdonalds) and my friend asked "AY...were did u get that mcflurry from??"

I highly enjoyed that one

 

[Lil Wes]

Meh, who needs pick up lines? I simply whip my dick out.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

^^^^ good way to do it

 

[Lil Wes]

Agreed.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

the best pick up line is not givin a fuck

F A C T

 

[Uncle Sam]

"This might hurt."

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Just talk to them.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Worst pick up line ever?

"Hi, my name is Will. I love you."

 

[DJ]

You a parking ticket?You,ve got fine written all over you.

 

[Agrex]

Worst pick up line ever?

"Hi, my name is Will. I love you."

No, it's more like...
"Hi, my name is Will. I e-love you."

Sorry Will, couldn't help myself.

 

[Colamania]

Hi, my name is Colin. I'm going to e-steal your e-love from Will.

^^^

Now that's a pick up line.

 

[Agrex]

Hi, my name is Colin. I'm going to e-steal your e-love from Will.

^^^

Now that's a pick up line.

I can't wait to see Will's reaction to all of this.

 

[Uncle Sam]

He'll ban Cola and no one will bat an eyelid.

 

[Slyfox696]

My favorite has always been "Wanna go half in on a bastard?"

Meh, who needs pick up lines? I simply whip my dick out.

Well, when they stop laughing at you, what do you say then?

He'll ban Cola and no one will bat an eyelid.

I'm actually hoping so.

 

[Lil Wes]

Well, when they stop laughing at you, what do you say then?

It's the cold weather.

 

[Colamania]

He'll ban Cola and no one will bat an eyelid.

What is with you hating on me? I understand that Will is bitter and that Sly just hates everything except himself and Cena, but I've done nothing to you recently.

 

[Slyfox696]

It's the cold weather.

You live in Texas...

What is with you hating on me? I understand that Will is bitter and that Sly just hates everything except himself and Cena, but I've done nothing to you recently.

Maybe it's because you're an annoying little pissant who contributes little of value to any discussion you're a part of?

 

[Colamania]

Does anyone contribute anything to any discussion in the bar room? Ever? Apart from you contributing hate to everything, obviously.