"Who Will The Band Attack On This Episode" TNA iMPACT LD

[klunderbunker]

Even I think Daffney looks good.

What is with that damn spider????

 

[X]

Well for one thing, he's not good on the mic. he shouts catchphrases that the idiots in the Impact Zone are too stupid to do anything but chant back and he uses jokes that I used in 6th grade. He's a bad imitation of Rock.

That's one of the stupidest damn things you've ever said KB. Pope is a bad Rock-imitation? Err...how the fuck do you figure? They only are absolutely fucking NOTHING alike whatsoever. Spout catchphrases? He has one catchphrase-Pope is Pimpin.

He's not good on the mic? How do you figure? He gets the fans to connect to him with his promos. That's literally the definition of being good on the mic.

 

[The Dewbliners]

I don't know who's hotter, Daffney or Tara.

 

[Dave]

Woop!

Hitting up the TNA LD for the first time since January 4th. Been watching it every week so it is nice to see you guys here too.

 

[ZeroVX]

Tara's trunks get shorter week by week...but my trunk gets longer.

THIS.

 

[MizisAwesome]

I flipped to it, first time I have watched it ever, but WWE is better and the Gophers are playing, so I'm watching NCAAB instead.

 

[klunderbunker]

That's one of the stupidest damn things you've ever said KB. Pope is a bad Rock-imitation? Err...how the fuck do you figure? They only are absolutely fucking NOTHING alike whatsoever. Spout catchphrases? He has one catchphrase-Pope is Pimpin.

He's not good on the mic? How do you figure? He gets the fans to connect to him with his promos. That's literally the definition of being good on the mic.

No that's the definition of having a catchphrase. He's not funny, he's not original, he's not witty. He puts me to sleep when he talks.

 

[Scotty]

Daffney is kicking her ass! GO DAFFNEY!

 

[Kayoh]

That's one of the stupidest damn things you've ever said KB. Pope is a bad Rock-imitation? Err...how the fuck do you figure? They only are absolutely fucking NOTHING alike whatsoever. Spout catchphrases? He has one catchphrase-Pope is Pimpin.

He's not good on the mic? How do you figure? He gets the fans to connect to him with his promos. That's literally the definition of being good on the mic.

They both speak in third person, they're both painfully over as babyfaces, they both have obnoxious catch frases ("IF YA SMELLLLLL" and "POPE IS PIMPIN") and they both yell when they're no the mic.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

that was awesome

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh look: more characters we haven't seen in weeks that make one or two appearances and then fade away again.

 

[The Dewbliners]

A) KB has apparently taken over my post as chief Pope hater.

B) Daffney is now my number two knockout crush.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I think the ring bell guy is having a seizure tonight.

 

[Dave]

Stevie Fucking Richards...

Tazz's line was amazing there too.

 

[krispix]

Damn! Daffney shows up out of nowhere and kicks the crap out of Tara. Very nice, wonder if this means more Daffney on TV.

 

[klunderbunker]

Far more interesting than anything from the Divas other than Mickie/Michelle in the past....oh 5 years or so.

 

[X]

No that's the definition of having a catchphrase.

No, it isn't. Every single time Pope grabs a microphone, the crowd hangs on his every word. Are you just purposely putting your fingers in your earas, closing your eyes and going "LALALALALALALA" when he gets on the mic or something?

If you think the only reason the fans like him is because of his catch phrase, well, that's just fucking ridiculous man.

He's not funny, he's not original, he's not witty. He puts me to sleep when he talks.

So because he puts you to sleep, he's not good on the mic? Right. Pretty sure the thousands who he entertains mean a shitload more than whether or not you like him.

 

[klunderbunker]

Nothing wrong with some semi-Dude Love stuff.

 

[The Dewbliners]

ATM Eric, FTW!

 

[Scotty]

No telling what Mick will look like.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Mick Foley is Sweetums.

 

[Dave]

Here's a question, why does Eric always end a promo or segment with a laugh, coy or not.

 

[klunderbunker]

No, it isn't. Every single time Pope grabs a microphone, the crowd hangs on his every word. Are you just purposely putting your fingers in your earas, closing your eyes and going "LALALALALALALA" when he gets on the mic or something?



If you think the only reason the fans like him is because of his catch phrase, well, that's just fucking ridiculous man.

You really want to use this crowd, the crowd that AJ said isn't a good one to tell if anything is actually working or not, to tell if it's working or not? And no but i'm likely going to lose interest that his rapidly improving matches are getting out of me.

So because he puts you to sleep, he's not good on the mic? Right. Pretty sure the thousands who he entertains mean a shitload more than whether or not you like him.

Ah got it. So I'm supposed to throw my own opinion out and say what everyone else thinks. Gotcha.

 

[ZeroVX]

Nothing wrong with some semi-Dude Love stuff.

Was actually going to mention that.

 

[Scotty]

Here's a question, why does Eric always end a promo or segment with a laugh, coy or not.

Because he is Eric Bischoff and damn proud to be.