Which would you rather be

[klunderbunker]

A vending machine repairman or a male stripper?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Male Stripper. FACT!

I had an offer once. (seriously) It was for an all-gay club though. Nothing against that, it's just I wanted Women checking out my package.

 

[Rusty]

Vending machine repairman.

Free drinks.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

think we know my answer here. much to Becca's dismay

 

[Marquis]

A vending machine repairman. Just so i can rig a machine to make it fall on someone when they give it the slightest shove.

 

[Sparky]

A smoke vending machine repair man that works strictly for Strip clubs?

 

[Khalifa]

Vending machine repairman.

 

[Pimpin]

A male stripper just so I can have women look at my package & stick dollar bills down my pants.

 

[Ms. TM Canada]

Vending machine repair person. Free chocolate bars.
I can't dance worth a damn, and I'd probably be even more awkward had I just been stuffed into a male body and told to strip.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Vending machine repair person. Free chocolate bars.
I can't dance worth a damn, and I'd probably be even more awkward had I just been stuffed into a male body and told to strip.

Free chocolate bars will make you fat and unhealthy.

And it's not as awkward as you might think. I'm often told to randomly strip. You get used to it.

 

[Blade]

I'd dress up as a vending machine repairman then take it all off for my stripping act.

Just to catch people off guard... or something.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I'd dress up as a vending machine repairman then take it all off for my stripping act.

Just to catch people off guard... or something.

See, you can't do that the reverse way.

Noone would respect a vending machine repairman who simply wears a bow-tie and a banana thong. Especially if they're restocking the machine to "YMCA".

 

[Blade]

See, you can't do that the reverse way.

Noone would respect a vending machine repairman who simply wears a bow-tie and a banana thong. Especially if they're restocking the machine to "YMCA".

Personally, I think he would end up being the single most popular vending machine repainman ever.... But that's just me...

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Most vending machine repairmen already show crack, so they aren't far off from being strippers anyways.

 

[Legendary_Undertaker]

I'd be a vending machine repairman I couldn't stand for another guy to check out my penis while I do croch chops and call myself "The Total Package"


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