I kid you not, I seriously have that hat! I got kicked out of Wal*Mart for wearing it around the store once.. & to be a jackass, since the hat was like $3.00 on clearance, I told them that I was testing it out to see if I wanted to buy it.
Then, when they "escorted" (thats what they called it) me to the door, I jerked away from them & went to the check-out lane. I bought the hat, & put it back on, then I told them to piss off, because I wasn't done shopping.

I continued wearing the hat, & they never threw me out after that, because I wasn't breaking any rules.. (as if theres some unwritten rule that you can't wear hats that aren't legally bought by you anyways, but still)