What's the most vile thing you've ever done to someone?

[Via Armbar]

Kissed my ex's fart box?

 

[SavageTaker]

While she was farting?

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Double Deckering an entire bathroom of a bunk.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I once jizzed onto the donuts that I was supposed to bring for a party in my 7th grade class. To this day I still rofl whenever I see someone from that class.

Honestly, I've jizzed on a lot of things and given them to people. I'm a sick fuck.