What's The Most Racist Thing You've Ever Done?

[Richard]

I never would have known Sparky was.

When I was living in Adelaide, I would always see them in the morning before I would go to work, outside BWS with a goon sack.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I ate chicken and waffles once. Not together, that's for ******s, but I think the general feeling in having eaten both of those items is sufficient.

 

[shattered dreams]

Become a prowrestling fan.

 

[Lee]

I reject black women regularly, and straight up tell them "I dont really find black women attractive"

Does that count?

Neh I do the same, I don't think it's racist anyways.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Joining the kkk was probably like the second most racist thing I ever did.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

A ****** with one wooden leg

Spoiler

Shit on a stick

A ****** with two wooden legs

Spoiler

A waste of wood

 

[Tastycles]

I beat up Rodney King. Some people got pretty angry, but the judge let me off.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Apparently, the most racist thing I have ever done was tell my girlfriend (who is black) that I am privileged to be white, because I am not oppressed in society.

I guess you have to WANT to be black in order to not be a racist.

 

[Burnout]

I told a black person that whenever there's a black pope the world is fucked.

 

[The Holy One]

So much black racism, where's the white, asian, hispanic racial moments at?

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

During high school, saw one (of the five black kids in our entire school district) raking leaves in his yard:

Hey boy, when you're done there, come over and get mine.

Joking, of course. But, calling him boy was probably the worst racial slur I've made. Weak, I know.

 

[Nate DaMac]

So much black racism, where's the white, asian, hispanic racial moments at?

You can't make fun of white people. I's against the rules. Besides, how do you insult perfection?

 

[The Holy One]

You can't make fun of white people. I's against the rules. Besides, how do you insult perfection?

Well so far, I've been able to come up with calling them crackers, honkies, inbreds, hicks, pigeon turds, and the classic line of "your women like us better." I don't know how effective that truly is but it did make one white kid call me a tar baby in 6th grade so I choked him out. You got to stop that backtalk early.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Well so far, I've been able to come up with calling them crackers, honkies, inbreds, hicks, pigeon turds, and the classic line of "your women like us better." I don't know how effective that truly is but it did make one white kid call me a tar baby in 6th grade so I choked him out. You got to stop that backtalk early.

Not one of those lines can even compare to calling a black man a ******. Those lines are lame. Besides, the only white women who go for black men are welfare ****es or disgusting bottom feeders that no white man wants.

Tar baby is a good one. There's Jigaboo, Moon Cricket, Spook, Jungle Bunny, Rug, Swamp Chicken, and Porch Monkey. That's just off the top of my head.

 

[Leafy]

A more recent thing I can remember was at my school's career day.

The marines were there and they had a pull up bar. The girls only had to hold themselves up for like a minute. When a black girl went up, I started a "Lynch" chant. It caught on.

 

[Tech N9ne]

Moon Cricket is my favorite.

 

[The Holy One]

Not one of those lines can even compare to calling a black man a ******. Those lines are lame. Besides, the only white women who go for black men are welfare ****es or disgusting bottom feeders that no white man wants.

Tar baby is a good one. There's Jigaboo, Moon Cricket, Spook, Jungle Bunny, Rug, Swamp Chicken, and Porch Monkey. That's just off the top of my head.

Please, like calling a black man a ****** means something anymore. We've gotten so used to the word it's actually used as a synonym for "friend" now. The only white women you have left are anorexic stick figures but you do love that pancake booty.

Now how is rug a racial insult? You forgot Coon by the way. Inbred beats all anyway seeing how there's actual truth to it.

 

[SavageTaker]

I killed about 4 million or so Jews and black people. No big deal.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

one white kid call me a tar baby in 6th grade so I choked him out. You got to stop that backtalk early.

Did you scream tap

 

[The Holy One]

Did you scream tap

Nope, I rolled my eyes into the back of my head like Joe and then screamed "Ask him!"

 

[The_Misson]

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?

Spoiler

A park bench can support a family.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

To answer the thread title, hitler

 

[Uncle Chester]

Some African guy called me 'white trash', I called him ****** back and then he proceeded to call me a racist. Also when I was 8 I teased a midget for having a big head.