What were they thinking???

[klunderbunker]

This is a thread about ideas that make no sense when you first think about them but at the end of the day they just work.

TMNT-Really, pizza loving turtles named after Renaissance painters that like rock music and fight an evil brain? Just think about how freaking dumb that sounds on paper, then look at what it has become.

Peanut butter and jelly-for the love of god was this a blind chef's contribution to mankind? Who in their right mind thought of this? It makes no sense but damn if it's not delicious.

OCW-does this need anymore explanation?

 

[Father:_Polley]

Banana fritters - Battered fruit?
Battered Mars Bar - A Northern Ireland thing possibly, but a deep fried chocolate, caramel and nougat combination is just weird

 

[Lee]

PBJ as everyone knows was due to a car crash...I tried to find the family guy clip, but alas I failed.

Mighty Morphin power Rangers;

What's popular with boys?

Super heroes?
Dinosaurs?
Robots?
Cool weapons?
The need to be teenagers though.

lets throw them all in one!

 

[FromTheSouth]

We have deep fried ice cream. You scoop some ice cream, roll it in frosted flaked, and drop it in the fryer. MMMMMMMM

South Park - Foulmouthed 8 year olds made of construction paper, hanging out with Jesus.

 

[Lee]

Banana fritters - Battered fruit?
Battered Mars Bar - A Northern Ireland thing possibly, but a deep fried chocolate, caramel and nougat combination is just weird

it's scottish

 

[Father:_Polley]

Lee, shame on you... it was Reese's Peanut Butter cups

 

[FromTheSouth]

PBJ as everyone knows was due to a car crash...I tried to find the family guy clip, but alas I failed.

Peanut Butter Cups were made that way. "He got chocolate in my peanut butter. He got Peanut Butter on my chocolate. Then officer Reese shoots them both.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I never understood the peanut butter and jelly sandwich either....Everybody I know likes them and I'll never understand why. Peanut butter and jelly just do not go together.

 

[Lee]

I hang my head in shame

 

[Father:_Polley]

Rightly so sir.

 

[Milkyway!]

Warcraft 3, half naked elves killing big green brutes??

 

[Tastycles]

I always thought whoever pitched Bo! Selecta must have sounded like a ******

"Yeah, basically he puts on rubber masks and does really crap impressions of minor celebrities, usually involving toilet humour. Also, there's an eastern European who talks about stalking celebrities whilst ejaculating and a talking bear that gets a hard on when it speaks to women. We'd like £1 million a series."

 

[Shock]

Superman

Here's what someone said:
"Okay, here the guidelines for this superhero, guys.

#1. His only weakness is going to be an extremely rare, glowing mineral found on a distant planet, but a lot of his enemies are going to have it for some reason. Otherwise, he's indestructible.

#2. He's going to wear underwear on the outside.

#3. Even though tons of people are going to realize that Clark Kent, the man, and Superman, his superhero identity, are never in the same place at the same time, no one is going to question why.

#4. His name will be Superman, combining the fact that he is a superhero, but he's human just like anyone else, even though he'll be "Kryptonian".

#5. His hair will always be in a perfect coif no matter what.

#6. He's going to have the phrase "Up, up and away!" even though he's not really leaving.

So guys, what do you think?"

Sounds like a piece of crap. But people like it. I don't, but still.

 

[Lee]

superhero was derived from Superman.

Just sayin

 

[Lee]

I would have done this if anyone had posted it...

#1. His only weakness is going to be an extremely rare, glowing mineral found on a distant planet, but a lot of his enemies are going to have it for some reason. Otherwise, he's indestructible.

that and magic

#2. He's going to wear underwear on the outside.

That was so that there was no problem drawing his bulge

#3. Even though tons of people are going to realize that Clark Kent, the man, and Superman, his superhero identity, are never in the same place at the same time, no one is going to question why.

Neither are me and Gordon Brown. Superman doesn't have a mask, so why would people assume he has a secret identity?

#4. His name will be Superman, combining the fact that he is a superhero, but he's human just like anyone else, even though he'll be "Kryptonian".

Superhero comes from superman...and he was raised human...

#5. His hair will always be in a perfect coif no matter what.

I'll give you that one

#6. He's going to have the phrase "Up, up and away!" even though he's not really leaving.

That was for the radio show in the 40s so people knew when he was flying.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Let's make a cartoon about plumbers fighting turtles with fire, trying to save a princess. Then let's let people play it!!!!!!