What is your ideal woman?

[Rayne]

The ideal woman?

My idea woman is an incredible cook, intelligent, extremely attractive with a shaved vag, none of that hairy nipple shit, should find all of my jokes funny, likes all of my friends, doesn't hang out with her friends that hate me, blows me while I'm on the internet, on the toilet, in the kitchen with grease splattering in her hair, gets along great with my mother, has parents that died in a car accident years ago, has millions of dollars in inheritance and investments and prefers that I don't work, but doesn't want to spend much time with me unless it's for sex, doesn't mind when I stay out all night until 3am and come home smelling like strange women with glitter on my face, does anal, has friends who do anal and want to join in, cares about what I'm thinking but never asks me what I'm thinking about, and has miniature vaginas built into her hands.

Obviously, I'm not going to find this, so my standards are somewhat lower.

 

[JGlass]

For me, she has to be pretty and to have a good body. Her body doesn't have to be SLAMMING, but she can't be too fat or too thin. I don't really care what size boobs she has, but nothing bigger than D-cups. She MUST MUST MUST have a nice smile, because I like to make people smile and I'd prefer to see a beautiful smile over a so-so or bad one. I would also like her to be cute, the type of girl that you could just cuddle with and be happy.

She should find me funny. She doesn't have to think I'm the funniest guy in the world, but she needs to be able to laugh with me because I joke around a lot. She also should have a sense of humor of her own so she can make jokes for me to laugh at as I would do for her. She could be as intelligent or unintelligent, I don't care, but she can't be ignorant or unwilling to learn new things.

She doesn't have to like too many of the same things I do, but we should have a few things at the very least in common, mostly being big fans of sports, television, and movies. She doesn't have to like professional wrestling, video games, hockey, my music, or comic books, but as long as she accepts that I like those things I'll accept that she likes reality television or gossip magazines or electronic music or anything that she likes but I don't understand. We can also tease each other for our various tastes.

And most importantly, she should make me feel happier when I'm with her than I am without her. That's not to say that there will never be a time that I'm happy to have some time to myself, but as a whole I should be happier when I'm with her than I would be than if I was without her. This seems like it would go without saying, but I've been in a relationship where this doesn't happen, and it takes a long time to realize it.

She doesn't have to be perfect in anyway, and that would make her perfect for me.

 

[Fizzy]

My wife pretty much sums it up. I can't leave it at that, so i'll tell you all why she is so perfect for me.

She loves watching MMA with me. It's a must for a women that I would fall in love with. It is pretty much the thing I spend most of my time on when I am not working, and I talk about it very often as well. She even reminds me when TUF is on because I get memory blanks and forget.

She likes the same music as me. Being the huge Avenged Sevenfold fan I am, I listen to them quite often when I am home or in the car. It would be a problem if she didn't like them because they are really my favorite band of all time. She is also a fan of Slipknot who I am also a fan of. She enjoys listening to them, but not as much as Avenged which is perfectly fine by me.

She is attractive. Pretty much my perfect looking women. Skinny, tall, dark blonde and long hair, and big brown eyes. She also likes to exercise, and gets me to go with her. We run together every Saturday night. She also has the personality I love. I'm a talkative guy, but i'm not very good at starting conversations. Luckily, she begins the conversations.

The best thing is, we don't even like the same things besides the ones listed. We are pretty different personality wise, but it works so well. We don't expect each other to like every single thing we do. That would get boring. We just respect each others opinions, and talk about them. We play video games together, watch each others favorite movies once a week, and do everything together. She satisfy's me in pretty much every single way I can think of. Yea, I have a pretty sweet deal.

 

[Ultra Awesome]

I can't believe this thread is still in the front page...

Some guys, for example, are interested in girls that have a brain; that they have brunette hair; skinny yet, busty at the same time.

That right there sums most of it up for me. The person who is my ideal woman, is without a doubt my current girlfriend. Never, have I ever, felt any happier with any other woman in my life. I dated her before, and after breaking up with her the first time, I knew that I wanted nothing more than to be with her again. Everything about her is just so perfect for me to not want to not like her. The appearance is completely to my liking: Brunette, average height; busty; skinny; pretty face; white-ish brown skin color. Personality-wise, she's caring, nice yet a bit bitchy to the same time, has a considerable amount of common sense, and fun to be with all around.

The personalities to which the two of us partake in are, indeed, very coalesce; meaning, we feed off each others' energy, making us enjoy each others' company that much more. I dare even say that we were practically made for each other.