What Is With All The Hate!

[TheOneBigWill]

Sex with me is three words, not one.

I'm so great, when refering to "sex-with-me" its better known as a compound word.

Yeah same here.

Growing up as a teenager watching porn you are made to believe your dick is suppose to be 8-11 inches.

Which makes you feel a little down inside.

Wait, so people are smaller than 8 inches? Kidding.. unfortunately. I actually have no clue how big I am, I've only tried measuring once, but didn't know where to start & stop so I gave up.

I once thought that... Then my ex girlfriend told me differently...

Females can be cruel.. you know how to get her back.. use this quote.

"Hey, I understand I might be small to you.. but just think about it this way.. even a 747 looks small when you're flying it through the Grand Canyon." That'll shut her up.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

FACT.

Point, advantage, game, match.. ME.

Will, Your a lucky SOB.

By the way, Hey there Becca

How's it goin'?

There isn't enough room in her life for two "Big" guys..

 

[BooCocky]

"Hey, I understand I might be small to you.. but just think about it this way.. even a 747 looks small when you're flying it through the Grand Canyon." That'll shut her up.

meh, she had a mouth the size of a great white shark

 

[TheOneBigWill]

meh, she had a mouth the size of a great white shark

I've heard of deep throating, but thats a bit much.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Point, advantage, game, match.. ME.

Seriously the conversation we're having on msn..

There isn't enough room in her life for two "Big" guys.. :

Nope trust me, Will's more than enough

 

[BooCocky]

I've heard of deep throating, but thats a bit much.

thats why their was a decrease in size.

 

[Lil Wes]

meh, she had a mouth the size of a great white shark

Quote of the fucking day.

Hilarious hahahahahahaha.

You and Will are some funny SOB's.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Wait, so people are smaller than 8 inches? Kidding.. unfortunately. I actually have no clue how big I am, I've only tried measuring once, but didn't know where to start & stop so I gave up.

Want help with that?

 

[Lil Wes]

Nope trust me, Will's more than enough

Will is like 25, He'll soon come across ED.

You should try getting young meat. Me.

 

[BooCocky]

Quote of the fucking day.

Hilarious hahahahahahaha.

You and Will are some funny SOB's.

that was no lie... It was true...

That explains a lot but thats a different subject.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Will is like 25, He'll soon come across ED.

You should try getting young meat. Me.

Meh. I could sort anyone out.

 

[Lil Wes]

Meh. I could sort anyone out.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Want help with that?

Well, I've never been concerned with size before.. but if you wanna bring a tape measure.. might as well make it a yard stick

Will is like 25, He'll soon come across ED.

You should try getting young meat. Me.

Dragon?! And how old are you?

 

[BooCocky]

Well, I've never been concerned with size before.. but if you wanna bring a tape measure.. might as well make it a yard stick



Dragon?! And how old are you?

Sorry, I dont think yard sticks measure in centimeters.

 

[Colamania]

Will is like 25, He'll soon come across ED.

You should try getting young meat. Me.

Nice try. I'm the right age, the right nationality and single.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Sorry, I dont think yard sticks measure in centimeters.

touche' Briana, touche'

 

[HBK-aholic]

Well, I've never been concerned with size before.. but if you wanna bring a tape measure.. might as well make it a yard stick

I'll remember that..

Haha

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Nice try. I'm the right age, the right nationality and single.

She's obsessed with porn.. your religion conflicts with her obsession. Thankfully, God knows I love sex. Tough luck, sport.

 

[Lil Wes]

Dragon?! And how old are you?

No, not her.

If you guess it I'll give you rep.

Nice try. I'm the right age, the right nationality and single.

Meh, I'm older, from Texas and have a GF who is pissed at me.

I'd say I qualify.

 

[Colamania]

No you didn't. That's my Ron Simmons picture bitch.

It's on now.

 

[Colamania]

She's obsessed with porn.. your religion conflicts with her obsession. Thankfully, God knows I love sex. Tough luck, sport.

I never claimed to be perfect.

 

[Lil Wes]

I tried to find a different one.

Couldn't. So too bad.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

No, not her.

If you guess it I'll give you rep.

You son of a bitch, I do NOT have Erectile dysfunction!

 

[HBK-aholic]

Thankfully, God knows I love sex.

God isn't the only one

She's obsessed with porn.. your religion conflicts with her obsession.

FACT.

Nice try. I'm the right age, the right nationality and single.

This is reminding me of how the E-wedding started out, only more sex obsessed
Meh, I prefer Americans. And it seems I don't care whether someone isn't single...or my age..hahaha

 

[TheOneBigWill]

This is reminding me of how the E-wedding started out, only more sex obsessed
Meh, I prefer Americans. And it seems I don't care whether someone isn't single...or my age..hahaha

We connect on so many things with the latter part of that statement. Except the Americans part.