What Is With All The Hate!

[TheOneBigWill]

We're uncovering something in his past here. I bet his Dad went out in drag a lot or something.

I had a sex change you jackass. I wasn't the greatest looking girl, I had a lot of self esteem issues & somehow I ended up becoming lesbian, but the community wouldn't accept me. So I attached a penis & changed my name from Wilma to William.

Although, when I looked through the catalog on penis' to find the one I wanted, I didn't think it'd be this complicated to explain why I have a black penis?! How was "I" to know?!

 

[Conor *Charmismo*]

I had a sex change you jackass. I wasn't the greatest looking girl, I had a lot of self esteem issues & somehow I ended up becoming lesbian, but the community wouldn't accept me. So I attached a penis & changed my name from Wilma to William.

Although, when I looked through the catalog on penis' to find the one I wanted, I didn't think it'd be this complicated to explain why I have a black penis?! How was "I" to know?!

:O! Thats insane...so insane it's fantastic!

 

[Colamania]

I had a sex change you jackass. I wasn't the greatest looking girl, I had a lot of self esteem issues & somehow I ended up becoming lesbian, but the community wouldn't accept me. So I attached a penis & changed my name from Wilma to William.

Although, when I looked through the catalog on penis' to find the one I wanted, I didn't think it'd be this complicated to explain why I have a black penis?! How was "I" to know?!

So what, is there just a penis glued clumsily onto a vag, or was it a professional job?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

So what, is there just a penis glued clumsily onto a vag, or was it a professional job?

Its more like a strap-on. Everyone did always question why I used stalls in the bathrooms.. Now the secrets out. Oh, by the way.. the "vag" (as you called it) is still there.. sometimes when I'm bored, or when people tell me to, I like to "go fuck myself."

 

[Meilichia]

Ok this thread has gone from stopping all the hate, to disney films, to corrupted disney films and now Will is bringing the tone of the thread even lower with describing how he can go fuck him self... It really does make me shake my head in disgust.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Ok this thread has gone from stopping all the hate, to disney films, to corrupted disney films and now Will is bringing the tone of the thread even lower with describing how he can go fuck him self... It really does make me shake my head in disgust.

Sounds like somebody's jealous. Don't worry, with practice & time, I'm sure you could go fuck yourself too.

 

[Meilichia]

Hmm... I most honestly don't need to fuck myself.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Hmm... I most honestly don't need to fuck myself.

Well, noone knows what you like better than you. So you'll never know how great you are until you do.

 

[Lil Wes]

Hmm... I most honestly don't need to fuck myself.

Would you like to maybe do it with ummmmmm.....someone else? Like....ermm...A mod that's BIG?

 

[Meilichia]

Too much effort, fuck myself or get someone to do it for me, while i smoke a cig and fall asleep? hmmm...

 

[BooCocky]

I guess she is saying she wouldnt feel anything...


Wes, apparently you arent so big...

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Would you like to maybe do it with ummmmmm.....someone else? Like....ermm...A mod that's BIG?

Thanks for trying to get me in there & all Wes, but I'm good.. she scares the shit outta me anyways.

Too much effort, fuck myself or get someone to do it for me, while i smoke a cig and fall asleep? hmmm...

Thats just laziness.

 

[Meilichia]

Would you like to maybe do it with ummmmmm.....someone else? Like....ermm...A mod that's BIG?

I'm not quite sure what to say to that without making a comment about how the constant infatuation with the word big only shadows the embarrassment of the little. But I'm sure thats not what you are like.

 

[Meilichia]

Thanks for trying to get me in there & all Wes, but I'm good.. she scares the shit outta me anyways.

Thats just laziness.

Aww I scare you, that is so sweet, and Yes i am lazy, because i want to be.

 

[Lil Wes]

Too much effort, fuck myself or get someone to do it for me, while i smoke a cig and fall asleep? hmmm...

You could smoke my cig...

Falling asleep is not an option when you are with Sexy Wesley.

I guess she is saying she wouldnt feel anything...


Wes, apparently you arent so big...

Lawlz.


I'm as BIG as they come son.

Thanks for trying to get me in there & all Wes, but I'm good.. she scares the shit outta me anyways.

I call gimmick infringement with the name "Big Will".

You should change it or I may be filing an e-lawsuit..

 

[BooCocky]

Lawlz.


I'm as BIG as they come son.

Your girlfriend begged to differ.

 

[Lil Wes]

Your girlfriend begged to differ.

She seemed pleased Sunday night.

And rememeber Brain, Size doesn't matter...

That is all.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I'm not quite sure what to say to that without making a comment about how the constant infatuation with the word big only shadows the embarrassment of the little. But I'm sure thats not what you are like.

I make no knowledge of the assumption I could ever be "big" in that area. I have no clue what is considered "big" these days.. but I have a manuel on how to use it, & I haven't had any complaints the times I have. Although, it has been a while.. I hope I won't need to replace it.

Aww I scare you, that is so sweet, and Yes i am lazy, because i want to be.

Meh, I'm lazy too.. but it just won't work with two people who only wanna lay there & do nothing in return. It'd end up in one big conversation that basically goes something like..

"You feel that?" "No" "Do you feel that?" "No" "Was it good for you?" "No" "What about you?" "No."

I'm as BIG as they come son.

So, what you're saying is, you're the average size of a child?

I call gimmick infringement with the name "Big Will".

You should change it or I may be filing an e-lawsuit..

Meh, did you self-proclaim yourself "Big Wes" because I was given my name.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

She seemed pleased Sunday night.

And rememeber Brain, Size doesn't matter...

That is all.

So, one night out of all the times you've been with her, & thats it? I get compliments when I just mention the word sex with me.

 

[Colamania]

Sex with me is three words, not one.

 

[Lil Wes]

Yeah same here.

Growing up as a teenager watching porn you are made to believe your dick is suppose to be 8-11 inches.

Which makes you feel a little down inside.

 

[BooCocky]

She seemed pleased Sunday night.

And rememeber Brain, Size doesn't matter...

That is all.

I once thought that... Then my ex girlfriend told me differently...

 

[HBK-aholic]

So, one night out of all the times you've been with her, & thats it? I get compliments when I just mention the word sex with me.

FACT.

 

[C.M.]

Yeah same here.

Growing up as a teenager watching porn you are made to believe your dick is suppose to be 8-11 inches.

Which makes you feel a little down inside.

I agree

 

[Lil Wes]

FACT.

Will, Your a lucky SOB.

By the way, Hey there Becca

How's it goin'?