What if....(feul learns to spell!)

[Fuel The Fire]

damn i cant type for anything today
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what if
just for fun
What if a guy come's up to you and asked if you had a condom he could have.
He say's he has a wife and kids at home and there is some smoking hot chick waiting for him and all he needs is a condom
Would you give him a condom even if this guy has a wife and kids at home and has a girl waiting for him.

 

[Milkyway!]

No. I wouldn't.

 

[Leeds Guy]

Yes, his life is no concern of mine, so I don't really care what he does, if I have one spare and anybody asks me for it, then I will give it.

 

[gd]

If he gave me a bj first.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I would tell him I dont wear condoms, and to stop being such a pussy

 

[Mr. TM]

What the fuck is a condom?

 

[Fuel The Fire]

who ever wrote feul learns to spell...that would be a big what if lol but that name is fuel..sorry lol

 

[Blade]

who ever wrote feul learns to spell...that would be a big what if lol but that name is fuel..sorry lol

Sometimes this place is too ironic for it's own good.

 

[Lee]

who ever wrote feul learns to spell...that would be a big what if lol but that name is fuel..sorry lol

that was intended.

 

[Blade]

Damn.

 

[Stormtrooper]

I would make a trade. I give him the condom, he gives me the smoking hot chick.

Of course I'd have 2 on me, so now I have both the smoking hot chick and the condom, and I don't have the moral quandary of a wife and kids at home.

But seriously, I would tell him to go and fuck his wife at home.

 

[NSL]

damn i cant type for anything today
title edit
what if
just for fun
What if a guy come's up to you and asked if you had a condom he could have.
He say's he has a wife and kids at home and there is some smoking hot chick waiting for him and all he needs is a condom
Would you give him a condom even if this guy has a wife and kids at home and has a girl waiting for him.

Working in a hotel, this happens a lot. Usually, about a half hour later, the wife calls, asking if we've seen her husband, and I tell her what direction he went in.

His life is not my problem, so I'm not about to lie to cover his ass.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Working in a hotel, this happens a lot. Usually, about a half hour later, the wife calls, asking if we've seen her husband, and I tell her what direction he went in.

His life is not my problem, so I'm not about to lie to cover his ass.

"As far as I'm concerned, you wrangled them into a three-way. You should be flattered more than anything."

 

[Phoenix]

Much like the same guy who keeps asking me for change so he can use it in the betting shop, the simple answer is no. You fucked your own situation, why bring me into it?

If he came into my shop and asked that, I'd show him directions to the nearest pub.

 

[Blade]

Also, why the hell would I waste a condom by giving it to some random douchebag? I paid good money for them.

 

[NSL]

Also, why the hell would I waste a condom by giving it to some random douchebag? I paid good money for them.

I've gotten upwards of $20 for a condom before. My thoughts are; If you're willing to pay $20, because you need a condom that bad, you should not be sticking your dick in that hole.

By comparison though, I've never been tipped more than $1 for delivering essentials like soap or TP.