Two Orton posts in one day? I'm gonna get fat if I keep indulging myself like this. On how Orton can improve his microphone skills, I'm forced to paraphrase Oscar winner The King's Speech, a powerful film about the difficulty of public speaking. It contains wisdom, I believe, which will help Orton overcome his own difficulties. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I will begin. Ahem!
"Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! Fuck. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck and fuck! Fuck, fuck and bugger! Bugger, bugger, buggerty buggerty buggerty, fuck, fuck, arse! Balls, balls... fuckity, shit, shit, fuck and willy. Willy, shit and fuck and... tits."
Wise words. Profound.
My original thoughts on the matter can be found in the other Orton thread:
I'm not sure I'd describe Orton as the total package, and I'm of the opinion that he's a good face and as good on the microphone as one can expect. It's been said to the point that I want to jump into a coffin, get buried and then roll around like crazy, but not everyone can be a Randy Savage or a Mick Foley when it comes to promos. There's room for someone like Randy Orton; someone who doesn't stammer, doesn't stutter and has perfect diction; a serious man in a world of fart gags. I dig that.
Not to be too self-indulgent, I think Mantis hit the nail on the head - Orton is 'restricted' by the Viper character, and was much more eloquent, energetic and charismatic as the Legend Killer. Unlike many of you, however, I don't see this as a problem. Orton is The Viper, plays that character well (on the rare occasions he speaks) with some semi-menacing, entirely competent promos, and is building a very respectable body of work in between the ropes as that character. Uneven SmackDown ratings aside, it's not even like he's unpopular. He gets more of a reaction than, say, Dolph Ziggler does, and Ziggler has all the words of the Oxford English Dictionary and then some at his disposal. Don't fix what ain't broke.