Say it a million times, make yourself feel better. Doesn't make it true. I'll say it one more time - Bret Hart is twice the athlete CM Punk, and that includes speed/quickness.
Someone is vastly overrating Bret's athletiscism.
You're right. Me repeating it doesn't make it true, it being true makes it true.
Yes he is. The biggest Punk mark would admit that much. It doesn't bother me, but he is.
Really? Shamefully the biggest Hart mark won't admit his inferiority in speed and agility to CM Punk.
Yes, because someone always grabs the object right away, right?. That happens all the time in this sort of match
... and why not? It's not a main event. We aren't tasked with booking the match for an audience, we're figuring out who'd win. It's a third round tournament match in which CM Punk will want to end quickly. Also, I said earlier that Punk wouldn't want to wrestle Hart and play into his area of expertise, he's smarter than that. He'd grab the weapon as quickly as he possibly can and not let go of it until Hart is in a bloody mess and surely unable to fight back.
They would wrestle a solid ten to fifteen minutes before anyone even got to the object.
Not really. CM Punk would match Hart for a large period of time if they were to wrestle but as I said, Punk wouldn't risk it. When acquiring the weapon he'd beat Hart senseless for a little while then maybe execute a GTS to pick up the win. Fuck after the beating, Punk could apply the Anaconda Vice and make him pass out like he did Austin.
As I already pointed out, Punk wouldn't have the weapon to start the match. He might have an opportunity to grab it first, I'm not saying he can't. However, in this kind of match, both competitors usually end up using the weapon. When you take that into consideration, I'm going with the bigger, stronger, more aggressive and better of the two.
It's Bret Hart.
Good to see that you have embraced the possibility that Punk would acquire the weapon first because, well, he would. Punk wouldn't let go of it. He knows that's it's key to him winning the match and he wouldn't allow Hart to gain possession. Once he lands the first hit, he won't stop until Hart is down and out.
You know it is quite possible that Punk can grab the weapon first and Bret would be waiting until Punk gets down to beat him up and take the weapon. But that scenario's probably crazy to you.
It is. Punk is armed but yet you believe that Hart would "beat him up" and take the weapon from him. Punk is no little girl with candy, he's the WWE Champion with a metallic weapon. If Hart gets anywhere near Punk he'd take a hit and enough of them to keep him down.
How does he win this match in kayfabe exactly?
If you read this post then you have already found out.
I read it. Convinced wasn't I.
Some people are slow learners.
Yeah, because Hart's never been aggressive and calculated. I suppose in your mind, Bret will never get a chance to even touch the weapon.
Nope. Not if it's Punk he's in this match with.
Vote Hart because he's better.
Vote Punk because he'd win.