Watching The King of Kong

[klunderbunker]

It's a documentary about trying to breka the world record on the arcade version of Donkey Kong. One guy's kid is crying and screaming and the guy is like "I'm going for the world record! I'll be there in a minute!"

Dude. Lives. Get them now.

 

[klunderbunker]

They're breaking into people's homes to open up Donkey Kong machines to check for cheating.

This is either hilarious or stupid beyond belief.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Fuck you I loved it.

 

[klunderbunker]

I like it but dang man.

 

[Lee]

The dude is weird.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

I enjoyed King of Kong very much.

It was stupid how the one guy (I can't remember his name, so we'll call him Person1) produced a video, and his rival (person 2) didn't think it was fair, so it didn't count.

Then when person 1 legit beat person 2's high school, Person 2 produced a video that counted. BULLSHIT!

 

[shattered dreams]

It's a documentary about trying to breka the world record on the arcade version of Donkey Kong. One guy's kid is crying and screaming and the guy is like "I'm going for the world record! I'll be there in a minute!"

Dude. Lives. Get them now.

You are watching their "pathetic" lives. What does that say about yours?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

more like Billy Giantfuckingdouche

 

[Stormtrooper]

You are watching their "pathetic" lives. What does that say about yours?

that the people who made the movie did a pretty damn good job of making people want to watch someone play Donkey Kong.

 

[The Bearded One]

I loved this movie. I couldn't stand that long haired freak and his minions.

 

[klunderbunker]

You are watching their "pathetic" lives. What does that say about yours?

That you are a very sad and lonely person.

 

[shattered dreams]

I forgot you routinely watch things for the purpose of displeasure.

 

[klunderbunker]

"It's not fair that he can see the tapes! He could use his technique!"

....wow.

 

[klunderbunker]

This is hilarious stuff. You would think he stole the deed to a gold mine or something.

 

[klunderbunker]

Brainwashing of children
Restraining orders
Disciples

And all about Donkey Kong. Wow.

 

[klunderbunker]

They have specially designed gloves for this. Wow again.

 

[klunderbunker]

No you stupid kids. You can't play these video games. The adults play these.

 

[klunderbunker]

Why can't I stop watching this?

 

[klunderbunker]

There's a Donkey Kong Community. I'm done.

This was surprisingly good though, if not a bit pitiful.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

They have specially designed gloves for this. Wow again.

That is the part I remember the most out of the whole documentary.

 

[The Bearded One]

The saddest part of the whole thing to me was the one guy going around and telling the whole arcade that there was about to be a kill screen and everyone gave him a "who cares" look. I know that guy was kind of a dick, but I still felt a little bad for him.

 

[klunderbunker]

And considering where they were for that scene, that says a lot. Also, the guy that was challenging the guy that looked like Jesus was a dick. That Mitchell guy, the original record holder, had zero to prove. He was the guy in the #1 spot. You beat him, then you can earn the right to challenge him. Until then, shut up and go back to neglecting your family.

 

[Cherry Cola]

The whole thing cracks me up. How about the dude who has to watch all the world record tapes! Or the video game ref lol.

 

[The Bearded One]

The whole thing cracks me up. How about the dude who has to watch all the world record tapes! Or the video game ref lol.

The guywith stacks and stacks of tapes in his tiny little house to review for records? It's crazy to think there are people out there like this. I know I don't have much of a life, but damn, at least I'm not that bad.

 

[The Bearded One]

And considering where they were for that scene, that says a lot. Also, the guy that was challenging the guy that looked like Jesus was a dick. That Mitchell guy, the original record holder, had zero to prove. He was the guy in the #1 spot. You beat him, then you can earn the right to challenge him. Until then, shut up and go back to neglecting your family.

The challenger was a horrible dad now that I think about it. I only saw it once and it was about four months ago, but wasn't there a part when he was going for the record whe his son wanted him to do something (I think it had something to do with poop) and he just basically ignored him?

I'm not going for any ercords or anything while playing video games, but if one of my neices wants to play with me, I'll gladly turn it off to play with them. To ignore your own son to play Donkey Kong is ridiculous.