SHOW 1: New Orleans, Louisiana
The camera pans throughout New Orleans Arena as the building is packed with rabid fans ready to see wrestling action. Creative signs and such fill the arena who cheer and scream as "Jackpot" plays throughout the arena.
Josh Matthews:
Welome everyone to UCW! I am Josh Matthews, alongside my partner Michael Cole here to present an amazing night of wrestling!
Michael Cole:
That's enough Matthews, they want to hear their favorite broadcast journalist now! And for once, Josh is right, as we have a great night lined up. In the main event, a 10 man Battle Royale will crown the UCW World Heavyweight Champion!
Josh Matthews:
Plus, Curt Hawkins and Daniel Bryan will do battle, and Zack Ryder will be in action! But now, our General Manager is scheduled to speak to us.
The crowd quickly boos at the theme of one of the most notorious and hated men in the pro wrestling business: Eric Bischoff. He steps on stage wearing a leather jacket and black suit, with his pattened black hair looking finely combed. He has a grin a country mile wide on his face as he struts to the ring. He has a microphone in hand, and steps into the ring ready to address the crowd.
Eric Bischoff:
I'm Back, baby! Back in Black and better than ever!
The crowd boos, still unsure of Bischoff's agenda as GM.
Eric Bischoff:
I'm gonna make this short and sweet, and then introduce our first match. First, for those of you that have been living under a rock since the 1980's, I am Eric Bischoff! The man who revolutionized pro wrestling, and damn near put Vincent K. McMahon out of the business. And I am here now to run UCW! Now, there is much more I will get to at a later date. But right now. I would like to unveil the UCW World Championship.
The camera pans to ringside, where a shiny gold belt is sitting in a glass case. He has the time keeper lift it out and hand it to him. He raises it above his head for all to see, as the crowd oh's and aw's.
Eric Bischoff:
This is the glorious prize that will be the cornerstone of this company! And tonight, it will be awarded to the winner of our main event!
The crowd pops wildly for this.
Eric Bischoff:
Ten of the biggest stars in this business: Cody Rhodes, Bobby Roode, CM Punk, AJ Styles, Samoa Joe, Kane, Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton, Triple H, and John Cena will meet in a Battle Royale of epic proportions, and one man will walk away. With this around their waist! Until then, I will keep this belt in my safe keeping. Enjy the show!
"I'm Back" plays again as Bischoff walks out of the ring and to the back, as the crowd finally cheers one of his ideas. As he walks back, a young man who is identified as Matt Cross walks out and slides into the ring, to no entrance music. It is announced the following is the first match of the evening, and is scheduled for one fall.
"Radio" hits as the crowd immediately boos, as The Long Island Iced Z steps on stage with a swagger, pulling out his usual theatrics. The crowd is not impressed, as he signals for the ladies to call him before giving a shout of "Woo Woo Woo, You Know It" with a fist pump in tandem. He heads to the ring as the commentators discuss the match.
Josh Matthews:
For Matt Cross, this match-up offers everything to win and nothing to lose. This kid had been a star on the independent circuit for years, and this is a tryout match for him. A win could earn him a contract here in UCW, which has been guaranteed to some, and for others they'll try to earn one.
Michael Cole:
Of course, Zack Ryder has a guaranteed contract, as he is an athlete and superstar of elite caliber, and not some vanilla kid who couldn't even make the cut on Tough Enough.
Josh Mathews:
My God, do you ever shut up Cole?
Michael Cole:
Did you ever consider you should be the one shutting up, Josh. I am a Slammy Award winning announcer and the voice of this product. Not only am I a color commentator, providing the personality to your rather dull anouncing, but I am a broadcast journalist, and I give these fans what they need to hear.
Josh Matthews:
Ugh..
"Radio" hits as Ryder hops to his feet, and struts some more to celebrate. His theatrics continue, as the crowed bombards him with boos. Ryder is happy with his work, and wears a wide grin as the show goes to commercial.
The camera pans throughout New Orleans Arena as the building is packed with rabid fans ready to see wrestling action. Creative signs and such fill the arena who cheer and scream as "Jackpot" plays throughout the arena.
Josh Matthews:
Welome everyone to UCW! I am Josh Matthews, alongside my partner Michael Cole here to present an amazing night of wrestling!
Michael Cole:
That's enough Matthews, they want to hear their favorite broadcast journalist now! And for once, Josh is right, as we have a great night lined up. In the main event, a 10 man Battle Royale will crown the UCW World Heavyweight Champion!
Josh Matthews:
Plus, Curt Hawkins and Daniel Bryan will do battle, and Zack Ryder will be in action! But now, our General Manager is scheduled to speak to us.
The crowd quickly boos at the theme of one of the most notorious and hated men in the pro wrestling business: Eric Bischoff. He steps on stage wearing a leather jacket and black suit, with his pattened black hair looking finely combed. He has a grin a country mile wide on his face as he struts to the ring. He has a microphone in hand, and steps into the ring ready to address the crowd.
Eric Bischoff:
I'm Back, baby! Back in Black and better than ever!
The crowd boos, still unsure of Bischoff's agenda as GM.
Eric Bischoff:
I'm gonna make this short and sweet, and then introduce our first match. First, for those of you that have been living under a rock since the 1980's, I am Eric Bischoff! The man who revolutionized pro wrestling, and damn near put Vincent K. McMahon out of the business. And I am here now to run UCW! Now, there is much more I will get to at a later date. But right now. I would like to unveil the UCW World Championship.
The camera pans to ringside, where a shiny gold belt is sitting in a glass case. He has the time keeper lift it out and hand it to him. He raises it above his head for all to see, as the crowd oh's and aw's.
Eric Bischoff:
This is the glorious prize that will be the cornerstone of this company! And tonight, it will be awarded to the winner of our main event!
The crowd pops wildly for this.
Eric Bischoff:
Ten of the biggest stars in this business: Cody Rhodes, Bobby Roode, CM Punk, AJ Styles, Samoa Joe, Kane, Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton, Triple H, and John Cena will meet in a Battle Royale of epic proportions, and one man will walk away. With this around their waist! Until then, I will keep this belt in my safe keeping. Enjy the show!
"I'm Back" plays again as Bischoff walks out of the ring and to the back, as the crowd finally cheers one of his ideas. As he walks back, a young man who is identified as Matt Cross walks out and slides into the ring, to no entrance music. It is announced the following is the first match of the evening, and is scheduled for one fall.
"Radio" hits as the crowd immediately boos, as The Long Island Iced Z steps on stage with a swagger, pulling out his usual theatrics. The crowd is not impressed, as he signals for the ladies to call him before giving a shout of "Woo Woo Woo, You Know It" with a fist pump in tandem. He heads to the ring as the commentators discuss the match.
Josh Matthews:
For Matt Cross, this match-up offers everything to win and nothing to lose. This kid had been a star on the independent circuit for years, and this is a tryout match for him. A win could earn him a contract here in UCW, which has been guaranteed to some, and for others they'll try to earn one.
Michael Cole:
Of course, Zack Ryder has a guaranteed contract, as he is an athlete and superstar of elite caliber, and not some vanilla kid who couldn't even make the cut on Tough Enough.
Josh Mathews:
My God, do you ever shut up Cole?
Michael Cole:
Did you ever consider you should be the one shutting up, Josh. I am a Slammy Award winning announcer and the voice of this product. Not only am I a color commentator, providing the personality to your rather dull anouncing, but I am a broadcast journalist, and I give these fans what they need to hear.
Josh Matthews:
Ugh..
Match 1: Zack Ryder vs. Matt Cross
Zack Ryder taunts his smaller opponent, clearly confident for the upcoming match. He let's out a loud shout of "Woo Woo Woo" to the crowd, and they respond with a chorus of boos, not the answer he was wanting. He turns to Cross, and flashes the "L" with his right hand, calling Cross a loser. Suddenly, fed up with Ryder's cockiness, Cross charges the ring and attacks Ryder, beginning the match. He delivers numerous elbows and kicks to the torso and head of Ryder, backing him into a corner. He takes a few steps back, before hitting a step-up kick to the chest, taking the breath out of Ryder.
The Long Island native stumbles to the center of the ring, where Cross runs at him from behind and leaps over his shoulders, snapping him to the ground face first. Cross leaps to his feet and jumps up and down, showing a great amount of energy and passion. Cross climbs the turnbuckle, waisting no time, stalking Ryder to his feet. As The Broski turns, Cross flies from the top and connects with the crossbody, taking his momentum into a pinfall.
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And Ryder kicks out early on two, not falling to defeat. Cross drags himself and Ryder to their feet, and fires away with fists to the head. He whips Ryder into the ropes and hits him on the rebound with a wheel kick. The crowd is rallying behind the high impact offense and underdog fight of Cross, and chants of "Let's Go Cross" rise through the arena in the early going. The commentators are surprised at the offense, expressing awe at Cross's talent and energy. Cross hits the ropes and comes back with a leg drop on Ryder. Cover by Cross.
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And Ryder still kicks out, this time midway through the two count. He pushes Cross off of him, and looks frustrated at his inability to gain any offense in the beginning. He stands and dodges a shot from Cross, and counters with a clothesline. Matt goes down, and but gets back up quickly to meet another clothesline. He goes down harder this time, and when he stands again is put down with a running big boot, as the crowd starts to die down and Ryder gains momentum. He goes for the cover.
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And Cross gets his shoulder up. But Ryder won't be discouraged with momentum in his corner. He proceeds to wear down Cross with a variety of slams and other high impact moves, before driving him back-first into a turnbuckle. Tired, Cross slumps to a sitting position. Ryder backs up and flashes the "L" again, this one for Long Island, before charging at Cross and hitting a Broski Boot! Cross looks lifeless as Ryder proceeds to drag him to the center of the ring and to his feet. He taunts Cross, and proceeds to throw punches at him, like a cat playing with a mouse. But suddenly Cross strike back, as his last chance instinct kicks in. He goes for more shot and dazes Ryder, before sending him into the ropes and hitting a back drop, sending Ryder to the mat. He then stumbles a bit, still hurting. He waits for Ryder to get back up, and goes for a clothesline. But Ryder ducks, and hits a hard neckbreaker on Cross. Back in charge, Ryder signals for the end and waits for Cross to rise. He has something set up, and as Cross turns, Zack charges for the Rough Ryder and connects! He goes for the cover.
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Winner: Zack Ryder by pinfall.
"Radio" hits as Ryder hops to his feet, and struts some more to celebrate. His theatrics continue, as the crowed bombards him with boos. Ryder is happy with his work, and wears a wide grin as the show goes to commercial.