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[Hawkeye]

So I just had an argument with this girl I'm trying to stick my penis in about wrestling. She saw my status on facebook and I explained to her what WHC and MTFO meant. She yells out OMG you still watch wrestling? You know it's fake right? I had to jam my hand in my pocket to keep myself from facepalming and then explained as best I could in defense of the product. Her rebuttal was,"But it's stupid."

WTF do I say now!?!?!?!?

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I'd Say:

'You Don't Understand the Complexities of Professional Wrestling as Not Only a Sport, But as a Form of Entertainment'.

 

[Stormtrooper]

tell her that her favorite TV show is fake (and stupid), because it:
A) is fake
B) Most likely is stupid.

Then say something about wanting to wrestle her. In the bedroom. If she doesn't slap you, then you will probably get some eventually.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Tell her you know it's fake and stupid, then stick your penis in her.

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

Just stick your cock in her mouth and don not let her talk, unless she is asking what you want on your sandwich.

 

[D-Man]

Hit it and quit it.

 

[thrilla11]

So I just had an argument with this girl I'm trying to stick my penis in about wrestling. She saw my status on facebook and I explained to her what WHC and MTFO meant. She yells out OMG you still watch wrestling? You know it's fake right? I had to jam my hand in my pocket to keep myself from facepalming and then explained as best I could in defense of the product. Her rebuttal was,"But it's stupid."

WTF do I say now!?!?!?!?

Tell her you know it's fake and stupid, then stick your penis in her.

Just stick your cock in her mouth and don not let her talk, unless she is asking what you want on your sandwich.

 

[Барбоса]

Anyone who would use the "but it's stupid" argument does not deserve your seed

 

[Stormtrooper]

Anyone who would use the "but it's stupid" argument does not deserve your seed

unless she's hot. Then they deserve your seed.

Oh, and how did everyone forget (myself included) neglect to suggest urinating in her anus? Bad job by us.

 

[D-Man]

Tell her to shut the fuck up as you're gagging her. Then pee in her butt.

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

Tell her to shut the fuck up as you're gagging her. Then pee in her butt.

I say pee in her butt first, then make the dingy bitch go ass to mouth.

 

[Барбоса]

unless she's hot. Then they deserve your seed.

I may be in a very, very small minority, perhaps the only one, but epic stupidity trumps hotness for me

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Walk up to her, calmly explain to her that wrestling is real. Then if she still does not respnd well hit her in the back of the head with a sledge hammer, and treat her like katie vick. That or try to get with somebody else, whatever you think fits the situation, I trust your jusgement Rox.

 

[Slyfox696]

So I just had an argument with this girl I'm trying to stick my penis in about wrestling. She saw my status on facebook and I explained to her what WHC and MTFO meant. She yells out OMG you still watch wrestling? You know it's fake right? I had to jam my hand in my pocket to keep myself from facepalming and then explained as best I could in defense of the product. Her rebuttal was,"But it's stupid."

WTF do I say now!?!?!?!?

Well, it depends. Did she yell out "OMG" or "oh my god". Because if she yelled "OMG", you knock the stupid bitch out.

Unless she's under the age of 18. Then you knock the stupid girl out (I always feel bad calling underage people bad names...strangely, don't feel bad about knocking them out though. Ironic, eh?).

 

[Goliath Uterus]

You knock your students out, Sly?

 

[Hawkeye]

LULZ, I'm back from class guys. I told her it was entertainment,but she still persists with her argument that it's "fake".

 

[Hawkeye]

Well, it depends. Did she yell out "OMG" or "oh my god". Because if she yelled "OMG", you knock the stupid bitch out.

Unless she's under the age of 18. Then you knock the stupid girl out (I always feel bad calling underage people bad names...strangely, don't feel bad about knocking them out though. Ironic, eh?).

Na she said Oh My God.

 

[The Doctor]

Tell her it's just like a TV show, or theater. It worked for my friends, and now we watch RAW together.

 

[Hawkeye]

Tell her it's just like a TV show, or theater. It worked for my friends, and now we watch RAW together.

She asked was Rikishi still on there

 

[Mustang Sally]

I say pee in her butt first, then make the dingy bitch go ass to mouth.

Yeah, that'll teach her to say wrestling is stupid.

I mean......jeez.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Tell her you know it's fake and stupid, then stick your penis in her.

This should be your instinctive response. The customer is always right. What you're selling is trouser meat.

 

[Stormtrooper]

I say pee in her butt first, then make the dingy bitch go ass to mouth.

You never go ass to mouth.
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[Slyfox696]

You knock your students out, Sly?

And people wonder why PE teachers love Dodgeball so much...

 

[LitasRevenge79]

Ask that hoochie what her fave tv show is Rox..if she replies with Gossip Girl or 90210 etc or the Kardashians or The Hills etc, tell her "OMG...WTF...you do realize that it is fake right?! Those people don't really care about their fans...etc etc..."

 

[Goliath Uterus]

And people wonder why PE teachers love Dodgeball so much...

Just wait 'till you get older and slower, I know I always loved nailing my gym teacher in the head.