UFC 203: Miocic vs Overeem

[enviousdominous]

Dana White always looks like he's having a bad allergic reaction.

 

[enviousdominous]

Aw geez, Joe and Mike are going to recap the entire fight card.

 

[enviousdominous]

Mike just asked if CM Punk can fight professionally. Apparently all it takes is stepping into the octagon and getting your ass kicked. I'm sure he can at least manage that.

 

[enviousdominous]

I know that the UFC is trying to not take too much focus away from the title bout, but they just took time to show Punk and Mickey as they walked through the arena Goldberg style.

 

[enviousdominous]

Yup, the ladies are fighting first. Hopefully they can keep the bar as high as it was set in the Jessica vs Bethe fight. That one was actually pretty exciting.

 

[enviousdominous]

Nice, we finally get entrances. They didn't give us any during the prelims.

 

[enviousdominous]

Bah, but not until we see another montage narrated by Mike Goldberg.

 

[enviousdominous]

I'm betting on Jessica Andrade, because I think she has a cool haircut.

 

[enviousdominous]

Joanne Calderwood from Irvine Scotland, coming to the ring to a cover of "misunderstood" by The Animals. Love that song.

 

[enviousdominous]

I think both of these gals are on win streaks, so this should be good.

 

[enviousdominous]

Jessica Andrade from Brazil, looking leaner than Randy Orton.

 

[enviousdominous]

Hmm, Jessica has the second highest striking rate in all of UFC. Hopefully a few of them actually connect.

 

[enviousdominous]

Joanne has the reach advantage, glad to see she has some kind of advantage going into this.

 

[enviousdominous]

Joanne is ranked #7, Jessica is ranked #6. Not sure how high the winner will move.

 

[enviousdominous]

Not seeing a lot of that frequent striking from Jessica off the bat.

 

[enviousdominous]

Joanne is showing some damn accurate kicks there. Got her foot to hit Jessica's face.

 

[enviousdominous]

Damn good takedown by Jessica.

 

[enviousdominous]

They're in a clinch on the ground now with Jessica in control. Joanne just got lifted and slammed.

 

[enviousdominous]

Ouch, Jessica is getting some elbows in there.

 

[enviousdominous]

Joanne is showing some good jiu-jitsu, but it's only doing so much against Jessica.

 

[Da Prophet]

Joanna would destroy both of these women.

 

[enviousdominous]

No bleeding, but Joanne's face is beet red from the elbows to the face.

 

[enviousdominous]

Snap, Jessica got a guillotine submission. Good thing cause her eye was starting to bleed.

 

[enviousdominous]

Joanne is looking no worse for wear, in spite of having to take a quick loss.

 

[enviousdominous]

That one ended in round 1 at 4:38, good night for Brazilian women. I'm not sure how late this is going to go, one fight before Punk makes his debut. Urijah Faber vs Jimmie Rivera.