UFC 203: Miocic vs Overeem

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BETCH has mad heat on her tonight.

 

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Jessica has the hometown crowd tonight, probably the reason why they're finally hyped for something.

 

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These gals are shrugging off some pretty mean hits to the face.

 

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Damn Jessica, she caught a kick and threw BETCH to the mat.

 

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This is a pretty good fight, even their clinches are eventful.

 

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These are two very defensive fighters, being extra defensive in the second round.

 

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BETCH leans in to punch Jessica, lands the punch and gets punched.

 

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BETCH is bleeding, looks like it has no effect though.

 

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Jessica is showing some damn good striking, hopefully she can end it in this round.

 

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Snap, both of these gals have color now.

 

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Jessica looking like she bit into a blood pack.

 

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The women are making the men looking pretty boring tonight.

 

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Nice right hook by BETCH there.

 

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Round 3 has barely 25% of the strikes that round 2 had. Kind of a let down.

 

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BETCH celebrating that the fight is going to a decision, probably to get the crowd to boo her even more.

 

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OH SNAP! BETHE WON!

 

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The crowd is going ape-shit. I love it.

 

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Bethe is throwing up the heart sign to the pissed of crowd. She's officially awesome in my book.

 

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Alrighty, enough listening to Joe Rogan scream into a microphone to someone standing right next to him. I'm switching to the PPV.

 

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I find the standby screen much more entertaining than Joe Rogan's analysis.

 

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I hope this commentary isn't an unauthorized reproduction, I can't afford another $250,000 fine.

 

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I don't doubt Mickey's fighting ability, but he should probably look into speech therapy.

 

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I think the first fight they're going to show is Jessica Andrade vs Joanne Calderwood.

 

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Punk is the only guy who doesn't get footage of past knockouts in his montage, I hope he doesn't die right away.

 

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Mike is noting how Cleveland native Stipe becoming the Heavyweight champion is significant because Cleveland doesn't usually win anything.