SHAGAMANIA 3:16
Occasional Pre-Show
This is inspired by the Matt and Jeff promo on last weeks Impact episode that I've just started watching.
Jeff Hardy has just won his match against Eric Young earning his right to enter the world championship match with Matt Hardy and EC3 in the main event, Matt enters the ring with his wife and kid to offer a proposition for Jeff to not enter the triple threat and in return Matt will give Jeff as one on one title shot.
Matt extends his hand to Jeff.
Matt Hardy: "So, Jeff do you accept?"
Jeff shakes Matts hand and then looks to sucker punch him.
Jeff Hardy: "Fuck you" Jeff whispers in Matts ear before hitting his brother with a twist of fate.
Reby puts down the baby and tries to defend her man by hitting Jeff with some weak slaps.
The baby stands their emotionless looking at her beaten down parents.
The baby stares at Jeff and slits it's throat just like the Undertaker rolling her eyes behind her head and poking her tong out. Jeff feels threatened by the baby so he picks it up and punts into the crowd like a fucking football.
Jeff Hardy has just won his match against Eric Young earning his right to enter the world championship match with Matt Hardy and EC3 in the main event, Matt enters the ring with his wife and kid to offer a proposition for Jeff to not enter the triple threat and in return Matt will give Jeff as one on one title shot.
Matt extends his hand to Jeff.
Matt Hardy: "So, Jeff do you accept?"
Jeff shakes Matts hand and then looks to sucker punch him.
Jeff Hardy: "Fuck you" Jeff whispers in Matts ear before hitting his brother with a twist of fate.
Reby puts down the baby and tries to defend her man by hitting Jeff with some weak slaps.
The baby stands their emotionless looking at her beaten down parents.
The baby stares at Jeff and slits it's throat just like the Undertaker rolling her eyes behind her head and poking her tong out. Jeff feels threatened by the baby so he picks it up and punts into the crowd like a fucking football.