Jack-Hammer
YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!!
TNA Turning Point - November 13, 2011
1. Eric Young vs. Robbie E for the TNA Television Championship - I wish I could say that there was some sort of great surprise to come out of this match but, unfortunately, I cant. If youve seen one comedy match featuring Eric Young, youve kinda seen em all. The problem here is that TNA actually dragged this one out for about 7.5 minutes. Aside from all Youngs usual shenanigans, there was tons of interference in the match from Rob Terry and it was just an overall horrendous way to start off a ppv. Its a shame too because Eric Young is capable of being so much more than TNAs version of Santino Marella. Robbie E manages to pick up the win due to Terry interfering. Robbie E wins and is the new TNA Television Champion, not that it actually means anything. 1/2*
2. Mexican America vs. Ink Inc. for the TNA World Tag Team Championship - Id forgotten that Rosita & Toxxin were also going to be in this match. So this is technically a mixed six person tag match for the titles. And yeah, it was pretty much the cluster I expected it to be once I was reminded that the women were in this match too. There was some decent action during the match at times, Toxxin was actually much better than I expected her to be. The bit about Toxxin & Jesse Neal pulling Anarquias trousers down I couldve done without. Just made the match seem kinda silly. The ending comes around the 9 minute mark when Sarita hits Toxxin with one of the tag belts and pins her. So Mexican America retains the titles. *
3. Austin Aries vs. Kid Kash vs. Jesse Sorensen for the TNA X Division Championship - This is the third consecutive title match on the card and, fortunately, it was a much better effort than the first two matches. There was some fun action during the match with all 3 guys getting in a good amount of offense. There wasnt anything overly spectacular here, just a nice competitive match in which all involved ultimately did come out looking good. The ending comes with Kash thinking hes pinned Sorensen only for Aries to have put Sorensens leg on the ropes. Aries rolled in and pinned Kash with a roll up at the 13 minute mark. The ending was a little cheap, but the match was all around solid and the right guy won. **3/4
4. Rob Van Dam vs. Chrisopher Daniels - Good match from these two. Wasnt as good as I was expecting but it was an overall fine outing. I enjoyed the chain wrestling between them in the opening minutes of the match. RVD hit most of his signature moves and it was pretty obvious that RVD was going to win from the outset. Too bad because Daniels is the one that really could use the win here. The ending really took away from the match for me because the screwdriver is just ridiculous. Daniels pulled out the screwdriver but took a chair shot from RVD before hitting the Five Star Frog Splash. RVD gets the win at the 10 minute point. The screwdriver is pointless, its like Daniels version of Janice. Its not like hes ever going to be able to really use it on anyone, so it just serves no purpose. The match was good but it couldve been a lot better. **1/2
5. Crimson vs. Matt Morgan - I just wasnt really feeling this match at all. Its just so hard to be interested in a match involving a feud that has absolutely zero heat. Morgan & Crimson both worked hard in my view and did put on a pretty entertaining match. I thought the match told a decent story and that it ultimately did a good job of really making both wrestlers seem to be on an even footing. Morgan dominated most of the first half of the match before Crimson sort of turned it on I guess. The ending comes at the 12 minute mark as both guys are going at it outside and theyre counted out. I really dont mind this ending to be honest because its an ending that keeps the feud going. I cant say that Ive been overly interested, but the match was pretty decent. Besides, neither of these guys has anything else going on so the feud might as well go on. **1/4
6. Mr. Anderson & Abyss vs. Bully Ray & Scott Steiner - Im kinda wondering if Bruce Pritchard just decided to let Vince Russo book this match all on his own. It has so many of the usual Russo staples going for it: massive ref incompetence, heavily overbooked , action breaking down and chaos ensuing, etc. Generally speaking, this match was pretty much what I figured itd be. TNA is trying to bring back Abyss as a monster but I just cant get into it. Far too much damage has been done to Abyss and hes just not all that interesting. Abyss eventually lands the Black Hole Slam on Steiner for the win. *
7. Velvet Sky vs. Gail Kim for the TNA Knockouts Championship - Standard Knockouts match here, just strung out a little longer than usual. Velvet & Gail put in some decent action with Velvet being in control early in the match before Kim gains the upper hand. The ending comes with Velvet countering Eat Da Feet into the butterfly facebuster move shes been using. And cue the interference of Madison Rayne to distract the ref as Velvet has the match won. Gail Kim manages to hit Eat Da Feet and becomes the new TNA Knockouts Champion at the 6 minute mark. So yeah, another meaningless reign with the Knockouts Championship comes to an end. *
8. Jeff Hardy vs. Jeff Jarrett - Basically, this match was intended to give the crowd something of a feel good moment at watching the heel get what he deserves. Hardy winds up pinning Jarrett in about 5 seconds with the Twist of Fate. Jarrett restarts the match and they go at it for a bit. About 2.5 minutes in, Jarrett goes for the Figure Four but Hardy rolls him up in a small package for another clean win. So, Jarrett restarts yet again. As Hardy is limping from the ring, Jarrett runs out and nails him with a shot to the head with a chair, an unprotected shot, and it was just a turn off. In this day and age with whats been revealed regarding head trauma, its unbelievable that TNA still does unprotected shots to the head with steel chairs every so often. Jarrett nails Hardy with The Stroke and nonchalantly covers him, allowing Hardy to roll him up in a crucifix for a third win. *1/2
9. Robert Roode vs. AJ Styles for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship - Very good match to close the show out with and, in my view, easily the best match of the night. It was what I expected: a great back and forth, competitive match with both guys looking like stars when it was all said and done. Styles hit most of his usual offense and Roode very much shined in the match. Roode ultimately gets the win via a counter to the Styles Clash by pulling Styles tights and scoring the pinfall at the 19.5 minute mark. It was a very good effort, though the match was kinda hurt due to the lack of build up. You knew that Roode was going to win as Styles just felt like a stand in for Storm until Storm is able to come back. Still, a good match and a good win for Roode. ***1/4
Overall Show - From an overall perspective, Turning Point was a decent though underwhelming show. There were some good matches on the card but nothing really stood out. There was no big or special moment and the only standout match was the main event. The first 2 matches on the card were pretty much crap and consisted of an 8 minute Eric Young comedy match with him losing the title to the most obnoxious talent on the roster and your standard cluster of a tag title match with one of the worst teams in TNA history retaining the titles. The X Division Championship match was a fun, energetic match that was all around very solid. RVD vs. Daniels was also a solid match, though far below what I was expecting. Daniels also needs to lose the screwdriver. Its just stupid. Crimson vs. Matt Morgan was a surprisingly decent match that actually has me a little interested in this feud now. Anderson & Abyss vs. Bully Ray & Steiner felt like 100% filler. Just wasnt interested in any way. Gail Kims defeat of Velvet Sky comes as no surprise. Hardy vs. Jarrett was one of those matches thats designed to give the crowd a happy, feel good moment with the heel getting his just desserts. The chair shot to the head was unbelievably stupid and just kinda turned off the whole match for me. Roode vs. Styles was a great closer and both guys put on a great match despite the lack of build or heat for the match in and of itself. Definitely a middle of the road ppv in my view.
Grade: C
1. Eric Young vs. Robbie E for the TNA Television Championship - I wish I could say that there was some sort of great surprise to come out of this match but, unfortunately, I cant. If youve seen one comedy match featuring Eric Young, youve kinda seen em all. The problem here is that TNA actually dragged this one out for about 7.5 minutes. Aside from all Youngs usual shenanigans, there was tons of interference in the match from Rob Terry and it was just an overall horrendous way to start off a ppv. Its a shame too because Eric Young is capable of being so much more than TNAs version of Santino Marella. Robbie E manages to pick up the win due to Terry interfering. Robbie E wins and is the new TNA Television Champion, not that it actually means anything. 1/2*
2. Mexican America vs. Ink Inc. for the TNA World Tag Team Championship - Id forgotten that Rosita & Toxxin were also going to be in this match. So this is technically a mixed six person tag match for the titles. And yeah, it was pretty much the cluster I expected it to be once I was reminded that the women were in this match too. There was some decent action during the match at times, Toxxin was actually much better than I expected her to be. The bit about Toxxin & Jesse Neal pulling Anarquias trousers down I couldve done without. Just made the match seem kinda silly. The ending comes around the 9 minute mark when Sarita hits Toxxin with one of the tag belts and pins her. So Mexican America retains the titles. *
3. Austin Aries vs. Kid Kash vs. Jesse Sorensen for the TNA X Division Championship - This is the third consecutive title match on the card and, fortunately, it was a much better effort than the first two matches. There was some fun action during the match with all 3 guys getting in a good amount of offense. There wasnt anything overly spectacular here, just a nice competitive match in which all involved ultimately did come out looking good. The ending comes with Kash thinking hes pinned Sorensen only for Aries to have put Sorensens leg on the ropes. Aries rolled in and pinned Kash with a roll up at the 13 minute mark. The ending was a little cheap, but the match was all around solid and the right guy won. **3/4
4. Rob Van Dam vs. Chrisopher Daniels - Good match from these two. Wasnt as good as I was expecting but it was an overall fine outing. I enjoyed the chain wrestling between them in the opening minutes of the match. RVD hit most of his signature moves and it was pretty obvious that RVD was going to win from the outset. Too bad because Daniels is the one that really could use the win here. The ending really took away from the match for me because the screwdriver is just ridiculous. Daniels pulled out the screwdriver but took a chair shot from RVD before hitting the Five Star Frog Splash. RVD gets the win at the 10 minute point. The screwdriver is pointless, its like Daniels version of Janice. Its not like hes ever going to be able to really use it on anyone, so it just serves no purpose. The match was good but it couldve been a lot better. **1/2
5. Crimson vs. Matt Morgan - I just wasnt really feeling this match at all. Its just so hard to be interested in a match involving a feud that has absolutely zero heat. Morgan & Crimson both worked hard in my view and did put on a pretty entertaining match. I thought the match told a decent story and that it ultimately did a good job of really making both wrestlers seem to be on an even footing. Morgan dominated most of the first half of the match before Crimson sort of turned it on I guess. The ending comes at the 12 minute mark as both guys are going at it outside and theyre counted out. I really dont mind this ending to be honest because its an ending that keeps the feud going. I cant say that Ive been overly interested, but the match was pretty decent. Besides, neither of these guys has anything else going on so the feud might as well go on. **1/4
6. Mr. Anderson & Abyss vs. Bully Ray & Scott Steiner - Im kinda wondering if Bruce Pritchard just decided to let Vince Russo book this match all on his own. It has so many of the usual Russo staples going for it: massive ref incompetence, heavily overbooked , action breaking down and chaos ensuing, etc. Generally speaking, this match was pretty much what I figured itd be. TNA is trying to bring back Abyss as a monster but I just cant get into it. Far too much damage has been done to Abyss and hes just not all that interesting. Abyss eventually lands the Black Hole Slam on Steiner for the win. *
7. Velvet Sky vs. Gail Kim for the TNA Knockouts Championship - Standard Knockouts match here, just strung out a little longer than usual. Velvet & Gail put in some decent action with Velvet being in control early in the match before Kim gains the upper hand. The ending comes with Velvet countering Eat Da Feet into the butterfly facebuster move shes been using. And cue the interference of Madison Rayne to distract the ref as Velvet has the match won. Gail Kim manages to hit Eat Da Feet and becomes the new TNA Knockouts Champion at the 6 minute mark. So yeah, another meaningless reign with the Knockouts Championship comes to an end. *
8. Jeff Hardy vs. Jeff Jarrett - Basically, this match was intended to give the crowd something of a feel good moment at watching the heel get what he deserves. Hardy winds up pinning Jarrett in about 5 seconds with the Twist of Fate. Jarrett restarts the match and they go at it for a bit. About 2.5 minutes in, Jarrett goes for the Figure Four but Hardy rolls him up in a small package for another clean win. So, Jarrett restarts yet again. As Hardy is limping from the ring, Jarrett runs out and nails him with a shot to the head with a chair, an unprotected shot, and it was just a turn off. In this day and age with whats been revealed regarding head trauma, its unbelievable that TNA still does unprotected shots to the head with steel chairs every so often. Jarrett nails Hardy with The Stroke and nonchalantly covers him, allowing Hardy to roll him up in a crucifix for a third win. *1/2
9. Robert Roode vs. AJ Styles for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship - Very good match to close the show out with and, in my view, easily the best match of the night. It was what I expected: a great back and forth, competitive match with both guys looking like stars when it was all said and done. Styles hit most of his usual offense and Roode very much shined in the match. Roode ultimately gets the win via a counter to the Styles Clash by pulling Styles tights and scoring the pinfall at the 19.5 minute mark. It was a very good effort, though the match was kinda hurt due to the lack of build up. You knew that Roode was going to win as Styles just felt like a stand in for Storm until Storm is able to come back. Still, a good match and a good win for Roode. ***1/4
Overall Show - From an overall perspective, Turning Point was a decent though underwhelming show. There were some good matches on the card but nothing really stood out. There was no big or special moment and the only standout match was the main event. The first 2 matches on the card were pretty much crap and consisted of an 8 minute Eric Young comedy match with him losing the title to the most obnoxious talent on the roster and your standard cluster of a tag title match with one of the worst teams in TNA history retaining the titles. The X Division Championship match was a fun, energetic match that was all around very solid. RVD vs. Daniels was also a solid match, though far below what I was expecting. Daniels also needs to lose the screwdriver. Its just stupid. Crimson vs. Matt Morgan was a surprisingly decent match that actually has me a little interested in this feud now. Anderson & Abyss vs. Bully Ray & Steiner felt like 100% filler. Just wasnt interested in any way. Gail Kims defeat of Velvet Sky comes as no surprise. Hardy vs. Jarrett was one of those matches thats designed to give the crowd a happy, feel good moment with the heel getting his just desserts. The chair shot to the head was unbelievably stupid and just kinda turned off the whole match for me. Roode vs. Styles was a great closer and both guys put on a great match despite the lack of build or heat for the match in and of itself. Definitely a middle of the road ppv in my view.
Grade: C