What the hell is wrong with people!? I work at McDonald's. I'm a fry cook. Like Spongebob. I get the orders on a computer screen and I make 'em. I have gotten everything from angus burgers to salads and there is always some people that don't want pickles or onions. However some people ask for the stupidest of things. One day I was asked for a Cheeseburger. Pretty basic, right? It got more basic. A cheeseburger with no CHEESE!! Why the fuck wouldn't you just order a freaking HAMBURGER!? That doesn't include CHEESE! Extra money? The hell I care, I get paid by the hour. Thats 6 hours of seeing people be stupid (and listening to the damned radio). A few days later somebody orders a bacon triple. OK. Extra bacon, no bacon. What in the rowdy blue hell is that!!?? A quarter pounder without butter? It doesn't have butter. A hamburger without the bread? Well it hasn't happened yet, but at this rate I hold some hope. Damn.
The town I work in is a tourist town. Full of lots of nice locations and the beach. So there's lots of "gringos". Most of the time they are some rather attractive blondes. Yet their terrible sunburns and stupidity quickly drives me away. You know what a "mocha latte" is, right? Good. I don't like any coffee but I know what it is. However its a U.S. thing. So when you come to a foreign (Not so) country asking for said thing, you have to expect an odd answer. "We don't have mocha latte's. We have regular coffee". Their reaction was priceless. "Wha...!!??". Yes, ladies. Over here, if we want coffee or whatever the fuck it is that you asked for we go home and do it. Just like our meals. Its called cooking. When you go to a Fast Food, you buy food. Not a mocha latte. You want that, I'm pretty sure your all expense paid hotel makes them. Duh. Starbucks? Yeah, we have one. In the airport. Its 2 hours from here if you want to drive there.
Funny note. My co-worker was at a complete loss when he was asked what a mocha latte is. Welcome to the rest of the world.
The town I work in is a tourist town. Full of lots of nice locations and the beach. So there's lots of "gringos". Most of the time they are some rather attractive blondes. Yet their terrible sunburns and stupidity quickly drives me away. You know what a "mocha latte" is, right? Good. I don't like any coffee but I know what it is. However its a U.S. thing. So when you come to a foreign (Not so) country asking for said thing, you have to expect an odd answer. "We don't have mocha latte's. We have regular coffee". Their reaction was priceless. "Wha...!!??". Yes, ladies. Over here, if we want coffee or whatever the fuck it is that you asked for we go home and do it. Just like our meals. Its called cooking. When you go to a Fast Food, you buy food. Not a mocha latte. You want that, I'm pretty sure your all expense paid hotel makes them. Duh. Starbucks? Yeah, we have one. In the airport. Its 2 hours from here if you want to drive there.
Funny note. My co-worker was at a complete loss when he was asked what a mocha latte is. Welcome to the rest of the world.