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So Jon Belushi goes to mars and teaches H.G. Welles father of orson Welles to Dance in the Devil with the palke moon lightPalkia and the green Ranger not the ****** one the one with the dinosaur go and kill that asshole wizard from fantasia played by Nicholas Cage who is really John Travolta in FACE/OFF Directed by Danny Devito who oince smoked Rite Aid reciets with John Clod Van Damnthe AMERICAN actor who had the FACULTY with elijah wood and John Carmack who directed DOOm starring Kevin Bacon goes well with eggs and a hearty helping of this good breakfast Mother mother fucker you can cook it on a stove but not an a trainh 0pn a plane or with a fox because foxes are homos who tryoi to run you out of yopur gpDASMN templer snakes ond ass planef
So Yopur JeepeeDazmin the tmplar goes and sees Merlin BUT! merlin is and oak tree and his name is ISENGARD! go fuck a tyree I salute thee, as I are about to DIE! And so I salute thee BUt he's a martian siege engine from Jupiter or some fucking planet you know the ones we have not like that ********er Pluto he's a dog amongst men or mice Hippoty hoppity Reus Domine YOU JUSTY FELT the AXE! because I AM the WARLOCK I';m here to FUCK Your LIFE up I'm going to beat off all my demonsand change my name to Oliver Clozof or Haywood Jablomie PEE WEE soccer can go suck a dick fuck that] I use ONE and ONLY ONEbracket like a vbawss Vbaws Vertical Bawsinova Liek a champion of Norrath because I play the old shit fuck the new shit naw I kid I'm only 13 and talk liek caveman it's SO diverse and like an iPod Shuffle, fragile like your mom's cervix don't hatin on the planetary nation and bvisit the hachi station to employ a visitation and achieve penetration on that vertical separation BACK STROKE FALCON KICK
NOO I AM THE SARUMAAAAAAAAAN! whom do you serve? the customer jigga please and some sugar on top of that fat ass said Princess Leia it's so pretty yes, so pretty so prettty and witty and GAY When I share my bo9ngoi beat bongo beat all the bitches sit under the tree sucking on my feet and thgey feel the beet beneathe the street it's a big fucking beat beet it's like the yggdrasil of beets
THOR HATH NO POWER LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED!!! my kidney s hurt john hurt iis the ELPHANT GUN nope he's actually john marrick formerly known as SUper DUper Tumor Man Hi, you've reached MATTHEW I'm not taking any calls right now but you can go fuck yourself after the beep because I never listen to any recorded message THANKS! and have a GREAT day Reach for the Shawl because I live in a muslim nation no not really go foirth aN D EMBRACE All friendship in thge Motherland of Traveloing Pants Oh shit' there's an apostrophe at the end of my shit you see> you see? DO YOU SEE IT!? Second star on the right and straight on till morning BOOSH! Electric Slide! HAND How can you be a handful and a half? What the FUCK is half a handful? Dope shit' it was like Headies Did you guys know thgat a globe can show youi the world shining shimmering splendor my ohone has been going off this entire time phone*
Feelgood wrap it up you dont want no black babies aight peace i want delight but probably just sleepo alright I'm back now though I'm gonan get some sleep v
and thats the story of how Doug CRashin lost his virginity and saved christmas.
So Jon Belushi goes to mars and teaches H.G. Welles father of orson Welles to Dance in the Devil with the palke moon lightPalkia and the green Ranger not the ****** one the one with the dinosaur go and kill that asshole wizard from fantasia played by Nicholas Cage who is really John Travolta in FACE/OFF Directed by Danny Devito who oince smoked Rite Aid reciets with John Clod Van Damnthe AMERICAN actor who had the FACULTY with elijah wood and John Carmack who directed DOOm starring Kevin Bacon goes well with eggs and a hearty helping of this good breakfast Mother mother fucker you can cook it on a stove but not an a trainh 0pn a plane or with a fox because foxes are homos who tryoi to run you out of yopur gpDASMN templer snakes ond ass planef
So Yopur JeepeeDazmin the tmplar goes and sees Merlin BUT! merlin is and oak tree and his name is ISENGARD! go fuck a tyree I salute thee, as I are about to DIE! And so I salute thee BUt he's a martian siege engine from Jupiter or some fucking planet you know the ones we have not like that ********er Pluto he's a dog amongst men or mice Hippoty hoppity Reus Domine YOU JUSTY FELT the AXE! because I AM the WARLOCK I';m here to FUCK Your LIFE up I'm going to beat off all my demonsand change my name to Oliver Clozof or Haywood Jablomie PEE WEE soccer can go suck a dick fuck that] I use ONE and ONLY ONEbracket like a vbawss Vbaws Vertical Bawsinova Liek a champion of Norrath because I play the old shit fuck the new shit naw I kid I'm only 13 and talk liek caveman it's SO diverse and like an iPod Shuffle, fragile like your mom's cervix don't hatin on the planetary nation and bvisit the hachi station to employ a visitation and achieve penetration on that vertical separation BACK STROKE FALCON KICK
NOO I AM THE SARUMAAAAAAAAAN! whom do you serve? the customer jigga please and some sugar on top of that fat ass said Princess Leia it's so pretty yes, so pretty so prettty and witty and GAY When I share my bo9ngoi beat bongo beat all the bitches sit under the tree sucking on my feet and thgey feel the beet beneathe the street it's a big fucking beat beet it's like the yggdrasil of beets
THOR HATH NO POWER LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED!!! my kidney s hurt john hurt iis the ELPHANT GUN nope he's actually john marrick formerly known as SUper DUper Tumor Man Hi, you've reached MATTHEW I'm not taking any calls right now but you can go fuck yourself after the beep because I never listen to any recorded message THANKS! and have a GREAT day Reach for the Shawl because I live in a muslim nation no not really go foirth aN D EMBRACE All friendship in thge Motherland of Traveloing Pants Oh shit' there's an apostrophe at the end of my shit you see> you see? DO YOU SEE IT!? Second star on the right and straight on till morning BOOSH! Electric Slide! HAND How can you be a handful and a half? What the FUCK is half a handful? Dope shit' it was like Headies Did you guys know thgat a globe can show youi the world shining shimmering splendor my ohone has been going off this entire time phone*
Feelgood wrap it up you dont want no black babies aight peace i want delight but probably just sleepo alright I'm back now though I'm gonan get some sleep v
and thats the story of how Doug CRashin lost his virginity and saved christmas.
