There is somthing wrong with me.

[Derf]

I got home an hour ago, sat at the computer, and I've been to YouPorn twice already. Nothing happened today to make me want to go there, I just did. Gawd I need to get Llllll... otion.

 

[Mexican Geek]

Fap till you zap.

 

[Papa Shango]

Ain't nothing wrong with a little hand-lovin'. Just remember though, if any of your man juice falls on the Earth, you go to hell. Keep that towel close.

 

[Mexican Geek]

if any of your man juice falls on the Earth, you go to hell.

hahaha, that one is a classic