There is nothing worse...

[It's Damn Real!]

Than working in an office with as many (only moderately attractive, mind you) twenty-something-year-old's as I do. Nothing.

I know, I know "You're crazy, IDR — I'd kill to work with twenty-something-year-old women every day!", right? Trust me, no you wouldn't.

1. There is no sound more grating to the human ear than the collective shrills, shrieks and squeals of happy-go-lucky women laughing excitedly about seeing each other. I have to listen to this every morning, without fail, regardless of whether they all spent the night out together or had just seen each other yesterday morning. #LikeOhMyGod!

2. Having to listen to their high-school level conversations about how much they drank the night before and/or which guy who bought them all their drinks was cuter is not something I think anyone who doesn't spend their entire adult life watching 90210 or Melrose Place re-runs would/could/should enjoy.

3. Every one of their laughs is obnoxious. I wish I could record it just to upload it and let you all get a small taste my daily misery, if only for a day. The one laughs like a machine gun, the other like a jackal and the other like a hyenna. There is no escaping this — it's hearing that or blowing my ear drums out with metal at 9:01am.​

There should be a national law that prohibits women from congregating in the workplace to discuss this nonsense unless they are in a sound-proof room.

 

[Alex]

So similar to this then

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[Uncle Phatso]

Very true dude claps and rep for you!

 

[It's Damn Real!]

So similar to this then

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Very. Now imagine four of them congregating 12 feet from your desk every morning and the topic of discussion always being boys and booze.

 

[Alex]

Well I'd probably stab myself in the throat with a pen

 

[Next Jericho]

unlucky IDR. But are the twenty something good looking or fit?

 

[Coco]

I've mastered not giving a rat's ass about these sorts of things. I find it preferable to coming off like a miserable cunt.

 

[Macca]

Hey guys, what's the useless piece of skin that hangs around a pussy?























A woman. Ba-dung-tich.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

unlucky IDR. But are the twenty something good looking or fit?

One, but it's not enough. Every once in a while she'll wear something that makes her nice to look at, but otherwise it's a group of horses with animal-like laughs.

I've mastered not giving a rat's ass about these sorts of things. I find it preferable to coming off like a miserable cunt.

I wish I had your ability to throw these things by the wayside, but when you're bombarded by this type of juvenile high-pitched shrieking a mere 10 feet from your desk every morning without fail, I can't imagine how it's possible to actually ignore it as much as it is to simply convince yourself you are ignoring it.

 

[ABMorales787]

Hah! Try 100 different one's. We got 'em all. From ignorant old person that doesn't know a hamburger joint sells burgers to the tween girls that giggle every time you pop youe head out to give out an order to bums that attack you and of course you can't forget the college drunk guys making a mess and spilling soda on their nuggets. Dude, you're lucky you only deal with one specific field. I go through all.

 

[Coco]

I wish I had your ability to throw these things by the wayside, but when you're bombarded by this type of juvenile high-pitched shrieking a mere 10 feet from your desk every morning without fail, I can't imagine how it's possible to actually ignore it as much as it is to simply convince yourself you are ignoring it.

It's almost as though I'm able to regulate my experience of the world like some sort of adult or something.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

It's almost as though I'm able to regulate my experience of the world like some sort of adult or something.

Incredible feat for you.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Having AIDS is worse than working in an office with twenty-something-year-olds.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Norman wins again!

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

whoops wrong thread.