thedriffter50 / Why am I a douche everybody?!

[Planty]

Earlier, I posted in the following thread:
http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=101114

The user thedriffter50 quoted the following part of my thoughts:

Most interesting.

I'm happy to see Survivor Series back purely because I feel if an argument has been made, it needs to be justified after as well as before. Its all good throwing around random facts saying that due to buyrates etc, that it just doesn't draw anymore. But it could just be a matter of line-up... Cena/HBK/HHH for example. There will be more factors. I think this would be good as a make-or-break Survivor Series. I've not been a huge fan of its recent direction and given the last few Survivor Series PPV's, it should more than likely go. Though lets give it one last try, try and give it some GREAT card. Make it feel like a big four PPV again rather than an after-thought. Team names, an elimination match that would mean something afterwards feud-wise, that sort of thing. I'm all for Survivor Series staying if this one works out well, otherwise, no. And that's exactly how it should be. You've made your case Vince, now... here's your chance to prove it.

He then added the following words:

What a douch you are

Now driffter, I can't correct the wrong spelling in your name but I've helped you out with the quote bit, seen as you failed with the quote tags in your original post because you spelt the word 'qoate'.

Now seen as I'm posting in The Bar Room The Town Square where everybody insults each other anyway. ... I have to ask...

Why am I a douche folks? Justified arguments please. You're all good posters so I expect that. Maybe you can help me out here, because the way I see it... he has no argument about me being a douche with just those words alone, particularly when thats all he put in that post on a non-spam thread, doesn't that make him the douche? (Ooh look, I'm even spelling that right unlike him).

So folks, green rep for the best reasons why I'm a douche. Because I'm sure they're a hell of a lot better than his reason.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

Because you have to ask why you are a Douche.

 

[Planty]

Green rep for you sir! That is a good one.

 

[Slyfox696]

Because you're not taking the name "The Town Square" seriously.

 

[The Doctor]

You spend most of your time around vaginas.

 

[Super Hans]

you must be a douche if you need to know if people think you are a douche.just sayin

 

[Fuel The Fire]

you should just change your name to Planty the Douche

 

[Fuel The Fire]

Because you're not taking the name "The Town Square" seriously.

How can you take anything in the bar room seriously?

 

[gd]

You're not as big of a douche as fuel

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Because you like the beards of Knox and Duggan

 

[Kanye South]

I lose an IQ point everytime I read a fuel post.

 

[Барбоса]

I lose an IQ point everytime I read a fuel post.

You'll lose the ability to speak if you read more than 10

 

[ZeroVX]

It's the Drew McIntyre avatar. It gives people the wrong impression.

 

[Slyfox696]

I lose an IQ point everytime I read a fuel post.

A shame, as you really didn't have many to start with.

 

[Via Armbar]

I lose an IQ point everytime I read a fuel post.

So after two posts your all out?

 

[ABMorales787]

Look in the mirror and compare. You have quite a few to choose from.

I lose an IQ point everytime I read a fuel post.

Stupidity has no mercy. Take it how you see it.

 

[Razor]

Because you are?

 

[Kanye South]

Often times the people you people call douchebags are just in reality cooler than you'll ever be.

EDIT: Not talkng to Razor

 

[Viola Moonlight]

You have many features that a shower possesses.

 

[Jane]

Because you am, therefore you are.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

Why am I a douche folks?

Genetics.

 

[Via Armbar]

Why am I a douche folks?.

Douche Folk. I think you just created a new genre of music. It's like our favorite folk singers bred with a band like Avenged Sevenfold.

 

[Planty]

I've given out too much green rep in the last 24 hours from this. Also, because I can't be arsed making a new thread, PlantyRKO has a cool name. (Y)

Epic new user.