Am I A Douche For Enjoying This?

[Con T.]

I'm caught in a moral dilemma. You see, this I find this tumblr absolutely hilarious.

http://howtoloseaguyinonetinder.tumblr.com/

This is one of the little bundles of joy:

Tl;dr version: girl finds guys on online dating site, girl trolls horny guy, hilarity ensues.

So, douche move, or not douche move?

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

I mean... I dunoo...

My head hurts.

 

[Con T.]

On one hand, it is exploiting morons.

On the other hand, well, just don't be a moron

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

It's easier for me to go to the grocery and troll for supermarket ass than to make an online profile and hope someone thinks I'm interesting based on my words and headshots. At a supermarket, I can actually show them my penis in the produce section. I can compare it to common falace-like veggies like a carrot and cucumber and let them make the choice in a fair and balanced manner. You can call me the Fox News of sexually aggressive people.

 

[JGlass]

A little exploitation never hurt anyone. Well, except for the exploited I suppose.

 

[Con T.]

It's easier for me to go to the grocery and troll for supermarket ass than to make an online profile and hope someone thinks I'm interesting based on my words and headshots. At a supermarket, I can actually show them my penis in the produce section. I can compare it to common falace-like veggies like a carrot and cucumber and let them make the choice in a fair and balanced manner. You can call me the Fox News of sexually aggressive people.

Reasonable, but if I did that, I'd have to resort to a head of cauliflower

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Reasonable, but if I did that, I'd have to resort to a head of cauliflower

Girls appreciate honesty, man. If you show it to them, and it looks just like the head of cauliflower, the initial shock will go away and next thing you know... blowbang in the cereal section!

 

[Con T.]

Girls appreciate honesty, man. If you show it to them, and it looks just like the head of cauliflower, the initial shock will go away and next thing you know... blowbang in the cereal section!

I hope the puffiness won't scare them off

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

All about confidence...

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Lariat has me rolling.

In response to the OP, yes and no. I looked through a few pages, some are guys that really are just looking for a fling and deserve to be trolled in such a manner, others are guys she goes crazy on from the start, despite them appearing fairly innocent. I'd say the majority deserve it though so the laughs are warranted.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

It's all funny. It's the risk of being trolled that makes online dating so enticing.