The WZ Prison Match - Jenks vs. Bill Lesnar

Slyfox696

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So, some of you read last week that I was considering bringing Bill Lesnar back, as well as Jenks. Well, here is what I've decided to do.

It is Jenks vs. Bill Lesnar in a Prison match. Here's how it works. Both Bill Lesnar and Jenks are back as Prisoners, for a limited time only. Bill Lesnar and Jenks are in competition with each other, with the winner receiving a second chance on WZ Forums. Two posters, one spot. Both posters will come back as Prisoners, and after a while, I'll post a poll. The members of WZ will then have their chance to decide who they think has impressed them the most during the Prison match.

Of course, neither Bill Lesnar or Jenks will get away completely free of punishment. Whoever wins the Prison match will have original account deleted, and they must register a brand new account. This will serve as a future reminder to not break out rules.

So...Jenks, Bill Lesnar....come do your thing and impress the members of the WrestleZone Forums!
 
As long as Bill drops the third-person thing, I'm all for bringing him back. Personally, I can't stand Jenks. I guess this means one thing...

Let's Go Bill!
 
If he stuck to doing 3rd person in the cage I'd love it. Not in non-spam posts tho. Jenks did tell me I was nice and green repped me before he left though. Decisions,decisions...
 
Bill lesnar is thankful you gave him a chance Sly. he has limted internet access atm so he is lucky to have seen this. Bill lesnar has even had time to comment on kbs Site yet. Bill lesnar wont ruin this chance.

Bill lesnar asks a question

is this where we make the posts, in this thread?

Bill lesnar will start with his post from Kbwrestlingreviews as they are recent
 
Bill lesnar quick TLC thoughts from KBS site

- How bad is migillicutty?. for one, Bill lesnar just said getting a flipping haircut and get some oof your fathers charisma. This guy does absolutely nothing for Bill Lesnar. How can a guy who is the son of Mr Perfect ( a legend ), be sooooo bad!. The guy couldnt be any more wooden on the mic, after watching the worst promo of the year ta the end of season 2 this guy just sucks, he has no facials, his voice is lame and boring, he cant generate heet or pops as he cant work a crowd what so ever. in ring he is the definition of mediocre, hes slower than Orton, has zero phycology, just plain rubbish. It still Boggles Bill Lesnars mind about how bad he is, seeing as though he is Curts son.

- Cody Rhodes, Bill lesnar has said for sometime now that this guy just has it. For one, he ha sthe look. In ring he has an awesome finisher, can high fly, can matt wrestle. He can work witrh anyone, his mannerisims are exceptional for someone so inexperienced. In ring he is one of the best. The guy just oozes Charisma, non the mic his delivery is perfect, the pauses, facials. he knows how to tell a story and work a crowd. in Bill Lesnars view the ultimate heel, the way he sturts around the ring with such arrogance is just amazing. His promo when harris got booted from NXT was underated and certainly one of the top promos of the year (why was that excluded from promo of the year?), that was when Bill lesnar realised that this guy had ‘it’, the kissing contest was another of Codys Highlights. Mike should be taking notes of how to follow in your farthers footsteps. No wonder HBK & HHH were willing to put him over for so long last year. He will be a WHC. Bill Lesnar knows it.

- Bill Lesnar thinks that Edge winning the title is a disgrace. The guy has been shocking all year. He managed to make a fued with jericho of all people terrible, his promos and ring work have been crap all year. His fued with kane was one of the worst of the year ( the whole thing was garbage, with Edge being a face playing the heel and vice versa for kane), he had 3 weeks of being decent on SD and then faded again, and now he has a WHC?, when he has done nothing to deserve it?. The guy is now only 3 away from HHH and 6 from Flair, how is that possible?..in only 4 years. this goes to show how weak the Sd scene is atm, with kane and Edge winning the strap.Vince needed someone reliable and Edge was that guy. This shows that guys like Rhodes,Delrio,Christian need to be elevated pronto because the Sd from 2002-2003 has collapsed. To think that this brand used to be number 1. Shows that WWE still havnt recovered from Brock. They have tried everythingto replace him, from J.B.L to last minute Batsista and it has all failed. Bill lesnar is disgusted with this whole situation. So many more guys, deserved this more than Edge. To think Hall has never won, aswell. Bill lesnar is pissed. Edge will prob fued with Delrio now, and will come out on top.

- the Main event. Was all that it was supposed to be. Cena needed the win, he was getting dominated for ages, had the big spot at the ned and the crowd went home happy, and the fued finished at the end of 2010 like it was supposed to. the match was good, it was very intense and the Phycology was spit on ( as it should be, with the history between the wrestlers involved), Barret is still Bland, in Bill lesnars eyes, however he did a great job gaining heat tonight.

Barrett being buried?, no way. Bill lesnar saw that he had cena and the crowd in the palm of his hand. Cena is a huge star, on his way to being the biggest ever and would never lose at a ppv like SS, which the build up was dominated by Barret and NExus, same for HIAC, all the weeks with cena working for the Nexus. The whole point of the fued was to put Barret over and it worked. Not only did Barret beat guys like cena amongst others, but he was given huge promo time ( he cut a promo with the likes of Orton,SHemaus and even ROddy Piper), was given heaps of segments to develop his personality and character (too many to name). Bill lesnar knows that Barrett, was working at FCW at the start of the year, and now hes cutting promos with the company's biggest starts, getting his face on the cover of dvds and magazines and headlining PPvs. he has been given what Bill lesnar thinks is the biggest push since Brock. The guy has been given a test by the WWE to show that hes capable of leading the PG era into the future and has been given any tool needed at his disposal. As bland as Bill lesnar thinks he is, he has passed with flying colors, although an Austin316 moment won do him any harm

Another thing Bill lesnar saw, was that the ending was poor. Bill lesnar finds it funny that people saw a turn or whatever coming, its tlc not mania or the rumble, its not the most important ppv that the wwe has, therefore there was zero chance of that happening. Also why did people complain about Punk not interfering. What beef does he have with Cena?, diet soda aint a reason. the nexus thing happened ages ago, and Punk has done plenty then. Its Obvious that Punk will fued with Bryan, it would have happened sooner as seen, had punk not got injured, but alas Bill lesnar finds it a blessing in disguise, as he has excelled in the booth and can hold the fued off until Mania where it belongs.

-Bill lesnar thinks Jomo vs Miz will be great. both these guys have great chemistry, and are comfortable working together. Vince is keen on the miz, this was his test and he did a great job and was booked to perfection, he will win at the rumble, and headline Mania most likely vs Cena, or get screwed at the chamber and face off vs the guy who screwed him subsequently showing his darker side. These guys now have plenty of time aswel as history to build their fued up. Bill lesnar is looking forward to it and how it develops. Most Likely Bill lesnar sees Jomo getting the upperhand in every raw, and then goes on to lose at the rumble.

oh and Bill lesnar just said that Alex Riley is awesome.
 
Kb, Bill lesnar doesnt know how to change it, Bill lesnar has always posted like this on every site he has been on. If Kb wants Bill lesnar can stop posting on his site though.

Bill lesnar would like to be asked about the current prodcut, so he can give his insight on the matter at hand.
 
Yeah it was funny at first, but dude it's not funny anymore. Drop it. Just don't type your name. It can't be that hard.
 
is this okay?, like that

if it gets Bill lesnar votes, Bill lesnar will use Klunderbunker, Macca etc style of Posting in the non spam sections, he'll try.
 

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