The Wrestling VS Game

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Rock after kcking Orton's candy ass off of the Ladder and to the floor.

The Rock vs. Bob Backlund

 

[The Holy One]

Backlund after countering the Rock Bottom into the Crossface Chickenwing and making Rock pass out.

Backlund vs Flair (I Quit Match)

 

[JGlass]

I'm pretty sure "I Quit" matches are no-DQ, which definitely favors Flair. Flair puts Backlund in a Figure-Four and uses the ropes for leverage, and Backlund screams "I QUIT" in that goofy ass voice of his.

Ric Flair vs. Terry Funk in a No-DQ match, the Four Horsemen are banned from the arena.

 

[mrbrownstone]

Terry Funk, in a regular match I would say Flair but no DQ with no horsemen Funk wins.

Terry Funk vs Antonio Inoki

 

[JGlass]

Terry Funk, because I fucking love Terry Funk.

Terry Funk vs. Bret Hart

 

[The Black Death]

Brett Hart via the Sharpshooter.

Brett Hart vs Brock Lesner: Lions Den match.​

 

[mrbrownstone]

Brock

Brock vs Cena No DQ

 

[TakerDakSide]

Brock

Brock vs Cena No DQ

Brock 'cuz he Pwns Cena ass with an F-5.

Brock vs Big Show vs Khali vs M. Henry vs Abyss vs Kane-Monster's Ball Battle Royal

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Brock Lesnar, he squashes them all.

Brock Lesnar v Undertaker - HIAC rematch

 

[The Black Death]

Undertaker{should never lose in HIAC}

Undertaker vs Robbie E: fist pump challenge.​

 

[JGlass]

Robbie E would win, but then Undertaker would give him a Chokeslam and a Tombstone and Robbie E wouldn't be able to compete, so Undertaker would move on anyway.

Undertaker vs. Mankind in an ECW Hardcore Match.

 

[mrbrownstone]

Mankind

Mankind vs Val Venis

 

[The_Misson]

Mankind

Mankind vs Val Venis

Mankind in a 3 minute squash.

Mankind vs Necro Butcher (First Blood)

 

[Spear]

Mankind after hitting his opponent with the barbed wire block

Mankind vs. Chris Jericho (singles match)

 

[The_Misson]

Mankind after hitting his opponent with the barbed wire block

Mankind vs. Chris Jericho (singles match)

Chris Jericho

Chris Jericho vs Christian vs Edge

 

[The Crock]

Christian to finally win a world title.

Christian vs Earl Hebner. That's right, Earl fucking Hebner.

 

[The_Misson]

Christian to finally win a world title.

Christian vs Earl Hebner. That's right, Earl fucking Hebner.

Earl after the ref refuses to count Christians pin attempt due to being buddies with Earl. This results in Earl getting the roll-up with a quick pin!! Your new world heavyweight champion Earl Hebner!!!!

Earl Hebner vs Eric Young vs Shark Boy (Blind Folded Tuxedo Street Fight)

 

[JGlass]

Shark Boy because Earl Hebner is not a wrestler, he's a ref.

Shark Boy vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Ultimo Dragon vs. Curry Man

 

[The Crock]

Earl Hebner interferes, puts himself in the match and wins.

Hebner vs Hogan.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Hogan breaks his back trying to get in the ring and Hebner wins immediately.

Hebner vs Abyss in Barbed Wire Massacre.

 

[The Crock]

Hebner after Abyss pulls a McMahon and tears his quads rolling into the ring.

Nexus vs Hebner.

 

[JGlass]

Each member of Nexus grabs one of Hebner's limbs and pulls. He loses all his limbs and is unable to compete ever again. That's right, Nexus totally ended Hebner's career.

CM Punk vs. Wade Barrett vs. Justin Gabriel vs. Skip Sheffield vs. Daniel Bryan

 

[The Crock]

Hebner pulls a Frankenstein and comes back. He wins the match.

Hebner vs Fortune and Immortal.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Everyone hits their finishers on Earl, start to brawl with eachother over who gets the pin, allowing Hogan to get the pin after punching Flair out.

Next: World Championship: Hogan vs Flair with Hebner BANNED from ringside and Immortal/Fourtune as lumberjacks.

 

[The Crock]

Hebner is banned from RINGSIDE, but he makes it a falls count anywhere and pins Hogan in the bathroom after some... Uhhh.. "favors."

Hebner is PERMA-CHAMP.

Hebner vs Flair. (Hebner can't lose, you do understand that, right?)