The WrestleZone Tournament Has Begun

[Coco]

The same way Shelton has no chance of going over Hardy in his prime, amirite?

Okay, you caught me. My anti-Hardy crusade was about drugs, not whether or not Shelton would win. Are you happy now?

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Okay, you caught me. My anti-Hardy crusade was about drugs, not whether or not Shelton would win. Are you happy now?

Well, I was happy beforehand, but there certainly is something gratifying about this.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Jericho is more than capable of doing the AA, never said he can't. But he absolutely can't WIN with that move.

He only has to hit it one time, also, nowhere does it say he cant use the Codebreaker and the Walls as well. I'd assume he'd probably hit at least one Codebreaker before even attempting to use the AA on Cena.

 

[SavageTaker]

Did anyone else see LJL's terrible post in the Randy Savage vs. Terry Funk thread?

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I'll help you if you help me push Boy George Constanza (LJL) out of an airplane. An airplane flying 100ft above the ground.

I can't help that Savage routinely loses some of his biggest matches.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I replied to your post so you can stop whining now.

 

[SavageTaker]

I can't help that Savage routinely loses some of his biggest matches.

I can't help that you make crappy, pathetic posts with no logic to them. Terry Funk lost some big matches too. So I guess anyone should go over him too? Right?

So let's just forget Randy has won big matches too and vote against him! Great logic you have there LJL.

 

[SavageTaker]

I replied to your post so you can stop whining now.

I'm not whining. Like I said in my post in that thread, I was merely pointing out the stupidity of your post.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I can vote anyway I want too. If you have such a problem, go cry and picket about how we should vote.

I also like Funk's promos and interviews more than Savage's.

 

[SavageTaker]

I can vote anyway I want too. If you have such a problem, go cry and picket about how we should vote.

I also like Funk's promos and interviews more than Savage's.

I never said you couldn't vote however you wanted. So stop misunderstanding things. However, all I ask is that at the very least you not belittle other wrestlers and not post such stupid things.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I'll think about it.

I'm off to formulate some kind of argument that Undertaker's win against Batista at WM should have no factor in the pro-Undertaker arguments. After all, it is the streak.

 

[Shocky]

I think I have successfully proven that Mr. America and Hulk Hogan are not the same person.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Mr. America is just that Patriot guy Bret Hart used to wrestle all the time on steroids.

 

[Shocky]

I know, Hogan is from Venice Beach or Hollywood, depending on his mood. He also weighs over 300 pounds. This Mr. America guy comes from Washington DC and weighs 275 pounds.

A lie detector proved that they are different.

 

[JGlass]

I also like Funk's promos and interviews more than Savage's.

You need a psych analysis ASAP.

Seriously though, I like Funk's mic work just fine, but Savage is one of the most legendary mic workers of all time.

 

[Stormtrooper]

I think I have successfully proven that Mr. America and Hulk Hogan are not the same person.

Mr. America is just that Patriot guy Bret Hart used to wrestle all the time on steroids.

actually, it was Hulk Hogan, the character, wrestling in a Mask.

That has been proven by WWE, which was why Mr. America got fired (he unmasked and proved to be HULK HOGAN).


oh, and Vader beats Thesz. Handily.

 

[shattered dreams]

oh, and Vader beats Thesz. Handily.

At what? Rib eating or playing second fiddle at best?

 

[Stormtrooper]

At what? Rib eating or playing second fiddle at best?

actually, at a Ladder Match. The immensely strong, huge, Mastadon, Big Van Vader defeats Lou Thesz pretty easily in a Ladder Match, because Thesz won't be able to incapacitate him.

 

[CH David]

I feel like making a post in favor of Piper. Shiggles and such you know.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I was going into the match voting for Vader but Gelgarin and Tastycles' arguments swayed me. Didn't help that most of the pro-Vader arguments were shit.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I was going into the match voting for Vader but Gelgarin and Tastycles' arguments swayed me. Didn't help that most of the pro-Vader arguments were shit.

So the fact that the main point of a ladder match is to incapacitate your opponent long enough to climb the ladder and grab what ever is hanging above the ring does nothing for you huh?

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Has every ladder match ever ended like that? No, it hasn't.

Plus, Vader being bigger doesn't mean that he's going to swing a ladder harder.

 

[Stormtrooper]

So the fact that the main point of a ladder match is to incapacitate your opponent long enough to climb the ladder and grab what ever is hanging above the ring does nothing for you huh?

no because Lou Thesz would win a Ladder Match with a dreaded HAMMERLOCK.

Come on, LJL. Thesz has never faced anyone like Vader before, and has never been in any match where incapacitating your opponent was paramount to winning. No way in hell he wins here.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Has every ladder match ever ended like that? No, it hasn't.

Plus, Vader being bigger doesn't mean that he's going to swing a ladder harder.

He doesn't need to swing the ladder once to win the match. Hell, the ladder doesn't even need to enter the equation. Thesz will put him in the dreaded headlock or hammerlock, and Vader will yawn. Thesz will be surprised, then look at a tape from the 90's, and notice that his big finishing holds are nothing but painless rest holds now.

 

[SavageTaker]

You forgot to cast your vote CH