The Top 5 Homoerotic Wrestling Moves

[Frank the Frowner]

The WWE and Opie and Anthony (heard on Sirius XM) have a lot of involvement with each other. Anthony does an awesome "Angry Vince" impression, and they actually had Shane McMahon in studio a couple weeks ago to judge a contest for a listener to go to Summerslam.

One of their producers, Sam, is a major wrestling fan who tried to really sell the Vince explosion angle when it first happened. It made for great radio. He also asks the guests from the WWE ridiculous questions whenever they come in. Recently, they told Sam to come up with the most homoerotic moves he could think of. Here was the list:

5. The Undertaker's Last Ride
4. Norman Smiley's Big Wiggle
3. The Dudley Boys' "WHAZZUP"
2. X-Pac's Bronco Buster
1. The Danshoku Dino Driver.

Words cannot describe how humiliating it must be to be in the Danshoku Driver. Taking this move must be worse than taking a Bronco Buster from Mae Young.

Here it is... possibly NSFW.
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[Bernkastel]

What about Bryan Dainelson? Just about every move that he does is homoerotic

*you know, because Danielson looks like a giant penis*

 

[Papa Shango]

What about the Vis-agra?! It's Viscera literally mounting a man and dry humping him. How does that not count as homoerotic?

 

[Danmen001]

What about the Lou Thousz press?

 

[Papa Shango]

Tombstone Piledriver looks like 69ing. Much more homoerotic than the Last Ride.

 

[The Snake]

Rene Dupree doing the neck scissors

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Good thread. But everymove is homoerotic. How many of your friends would let you grapple with them? It's just not normal, man.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Arm Drag isn't... On it's own.

 

[Yrrab]

Abdominal Stretch is pretty ghae. Especially when the pitcher's vains are raging out of their neck.

 

[Magicana]

Tombstone
Bronco Buster from a male
FU (Look where Cena puts his hands!)

 

[Y 2 Jake]

FU (Look where Cena puts his hands!)

Legs & neck?

 

[Mr. TM]

chokeslam...if you are into that kinda thing.

 

[Haner388994]

To me one of the most homoerotic wrestling moves is the Tombstone Piledriver. Both guys heads are in the other guys crotch.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

They don't bury their heads, so it's all gravy in that situation.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

and its the undertaker doing it. I would feel totally comfortable with that.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Strong arms, like my dad used to have.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Nah jus, there probably is no one manlier in WWE. If there was one dude I would bet my life on not being gay, itd be taker.

dunno bout Triple H. he did have sex with Chyna. jus sayin.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Taker is the uncoolest wrestler in the history of wrestling. Look no further than when he used to wear leather trousers (gay attire imo) and they used to go up to reveal pasty white ankles. So uncool.

If I had to bet on one wrestler being gay I'd go Chris Kanyon, probably.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Taker is the uncoolest wrestler in the history of wrestling. Look no further than when he used to wear leather trousers (gay attire imo) and they used to go up to reveal pasty white ankles. So uncool.

If I had to bet on one wrestler being gay I'd go Chris Kanyon, probably.

goldust. easily

 

[Y 2 Jake]

He was pretending.

 

[Mr. TM]

Taker wears mascara?

 

[Skullz Crack'Em]

Two words:

Pretzel Swing.

 

[drwow]

I'm surprized nobody has mentioned Rikishi's stink face yet.

I have to change the channel everytime I see that move!
That move is one of the reasons I stopped watching smackdown

 

[Mr. TM]

stinkface is straight. I gave it to my girlfriend every morning for a week

 

[Bernkastel]

I'm surprized nobody has mentioned Rikishi's stink face yet.

I have to change the channel everytime I see that move!
That move is one of the reasons I stopped watching smackdown

but yet when Torrie did the move, no one seemed to care .... interesting