In a tournament that has been steeped in conspiracy so far, one man seems to be benefiting from all the backhanded deals, and that is Screamin' Norman Smiley. Now I am not saying he is the puppet master, but it's clear that he is playing some sort of role where he benefits from the conspiracies that have taken down such powerhouses as NJexus, and Plato and the Piss pants... or whatever Crock's team's name was.
Let's review how SNS has this rigged for himself
1) He is at a distinct advantage of being all by himself. While his competitors have 25 points to worry about protecting, he only has to worry about losing his 5. This means he doesn't have as many points to defend, and barring a lightning strike attack at the beginning of each round, there's no way enough people are going to vote for him to eliminate him. It's pure logic, really.
2) His biggest competition, The Saunterers of Death (this is America and we speaking English), was saddled with D-Man, an individual that spells certain doom for any team he is placed on. I guess the D is for DISASTER.
3) SNS gets a nice long break while he's waiting for his next opponent to finish their match. That means that he'll be fresh and ready to go while either The Hemotomas or Fox Force Five will be wasted after a hard fought battle against each other.
What should we do? Picket TDigle's tournament headquarters, tar and feather SNS, and then report their accounts to vbulletin for illegal use.
Let's review how SNS has this rigged for himself
1) He is at a distinct advantage of being all by himself. While his competitors have 25 points to worry about protecting, he only has to worry about losing his 5. This means he doesn't have as many points to defend, and barring a lightning strike attack at the beginning of each round, there's no way enough people are going to vote for him to eliminate him. It's pure logic, really.
2) His biggest competition, The Saunterers of Death (this is America and we speaking English), was saddled with D-Man, an individual that spells certain doom for any team he is placed on. I guess the D is for DISASTER.
3) SNS gets a nice long break while he's waiting for his next opponent to finish their match. That means that he'll be fresh and ready to go while either The Hemotomas or Fox Force Five will be wasted after a hard fought battle against each other.
What should we do? Picket TDigle's tournament headquarters, tar and feather SNS, and then report their accounts to vbulletin for illegal use.
