The SUPER OFFICIAL (Official) Shocky Thread (OFFICIAL!)

[X]

Maybe the crowd at the bar was eating it up Shocky, but the 70,000+ at the arena just simply did not care, it was actually really sad. When Bret revealed that the Harts were actually on his side, which was supposed to be a "shock", the crowd was completely silent and didn't react at all. Not even a whimper.

I mean, it wasn't the worst match on the card, but it wasn't good. It was in fact pretty flat out bad. Dead crowd + sloppy match + overbooking = Bad match.

 

[Shocky]

Good Job Pennsylvania

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP)

State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.

Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.

Levier says Wolfe was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."

Oliver Township is about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

 

[X]

I wasn't in Punxsutawney this weekend...

 

[Shocky]

It would have been better if it was just playing Possum.

 

[X]

If you were anyone else I'd red rep you for such a terrible pun. But alas, you are Sir Shockenstein and I can't do that to you.

 

[Барбоса]

What is it with Punxsutawney and it's love of rodents?

 

[Shocky]

If you were anyone else I'd red rep you for such a terrible pun. But alas, you are Sir Shockenstein and I can't do that to you.

I am teaching a 9 year old about area and volume, so my mind is scattered.

 

[Razor]

Puns? I'll give you a reprieve this time, Shocky. That and I can't even begin to red rep you after that ringing endorsement in the Tag Tourney.

 

[Shocky]

If you never see me again, it's because I'm going to slit my throat. I am being forced to watch New Moon. I'm 5 minutes in, and I'm ready to commit murder.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Shocky is epic. That is all.

 

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[Mighty NorCal]

 

[Shocky]

I've snuck away for a second. For the love of god, this is beyond awful. Just dreadfully bad. This emo bitch needs to grow a set and fuck the first dick she sees.

 

[Via Armbar]

I'll assume you're talking about Heath Slater from NXT.

 

[Shocky]

Slater is pretty fucking bad, but at least I'd pick him over New Moon.

 

[Via Armbar]

Yeah but New Moon draws.

 

[Shocky]

pffft, the teenage girls love the shit...

 

[Via Armbar]

Looks like he had just been relieved of his 10 year corset sentence.

 

[Shocky]

So I've decided to make New Moon interesting by discussing it like a Wrestling LD.

Swerve of the night, the Indian boy is a Werewolf. BY GAWD Buziness iz about to pick up By Gawd.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Send me a PM when I can return to this thread.

 

[Via Armbar]

Vintage teen drivel!

 

[Shocky]

BY GAWD, Kofi Kingston is a Vampire

 

[Via Armbar]

They've seriously pushed Edward too fast. He's mediocre at bloodsucking and can barely work.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

This needs some manliness. And Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke's just the fuckin' guy for the job.

 

[Shocky]

Even mocking the movie as JR can't stop this movie from sucking so much ass. At least I'm not getting my ass kicked for being on the laptop, but being able to hear it is abysmal