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The Sign Guy
- Thread starter Jane
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Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
What's wrong with him?
He tries so hard to be funny, but he fails every time.
He wrote a lame rap/grunge song about Cobain dying, despite the fact he was born that year.
He continuously bashes Lil Wayne, without giving ANY supports to his argument.
He tries to be cool by talking non-stop about Cobain and Jim Morrison, even though it makes him sound like an idiot.
He's using an avatar I made. And it isn't that good.
He wrote a lame rap/grunge song about Cobain dying, despite the fact he was born that year.
He continuously bashes Lil Wayne, without giving ANY supports to his argument.
He tries to be cool by talking non-stop about Cobain and Jim Morrison, even though it makes him sound like an idiot.
He's using an avatar I made. And it isn't that good.
Goliath Uterus
Getting Noticed By Management
Wait, where is the song?
What Jane said.
It was a long time ago. I'm not finding it.
Goliath Uterus
Getting Noticed By Management
Shit.
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
I think I know when he'll give up.
It'll be once I take him and crush his skull against a wall. His brain is heavily damaged by the blow as his head cracks open. Blood begins to run down the back of his open head as his unconscious body slips to the ground. I of course catch him, not willing to let such a chance go to waste. Using my teeth which ahve been well sharpened, I bite into his head and rip off the remaining skin. I pound on his head with a hammer until the remaining skull is cracked into pieces and then I feast on his reamining brain. At that point I will have completely possessed his mind, his body and his soul, and he will have finally, yes I say finally, have given up.
Of course that's hypothetical at best.
It'll be once I take him and crush his skull against a wall. His brain is heavily damaged by the blow as his head cracks open. Blood begins to run down the back of his open head as his unconscious body slips to the ground. I of course catch him, not willing to let such a chance go to waste. Using my teeth which ahve been well sharpened, I bite into his head and rip off the remaining skin. I pound on his head with a hammer until the remaining skull is cracked into pieces and then I feast on his reamining brain. At that point I will have completely possessed his mind, his body and his soul, and he will have finally, yes I say finally, have given up.
Of course that's hypothetical at best.
holy shit
The Dewbliners
WZ's Whedonite. Now 20% Cooler
I less than three Dark KB (DarKB?). He makes his most awesome non-wrestling posts whilst angry.
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
Why in the world would you think I'm angry?
Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg
Stay in school and don't litter.
That's hardcore.
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
That's nothing. You should have seen the full one I did on Red Cross Knight. It involved raping his soul and using his skin as wallpaper.
The Dewbliners
WZ's Whedonite. Now 20% Cooler
I don't think I was here for that one, but it sounds interesting. And, I thought you were angry, because your post reeked of wrath for the rascal (alliteration, for the fucking win). Not as epic as the CCS banning, though. THAT was great shit.
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
What? This old thing?
In light of the new evidence of you not having a clue about such a question, I find you totally and completely useless to these forums. You are officially banned for life and all eternity. May your posting corpse rot in bant hell for all time and eternity along with the demons, devils, horrible creatures of the depths of hell itself, and Deadman. You are of no use to any of us here and I will consider it a privilege to spit on your posting grave you low down, rule breaking, ass muching, filthy, dirty, disgusting, skanky, brutal, bottom feeding trashbag, arrogant, lazy, alt making, jabroni beaten, strudel eating, couldn’t get a porn star, worthless piece of anal fudge that this world has ever seen. Instead of letting you stay, I’d rather stick my dick in a pencil sharpener. Instead of reading one of your posts I’d rather stick my head up a rhino’s ass while I sing Old McDonald. The sounds of an infant seal being eaten by a sea lion is more pleasant than you are. Leave us forever and never darken our forums again you worthless piece of pond scum.
In short, you suck. Your friends hate you, your family hates you, your pets are being sacrificed to Satan while he fucks you into oblivion. You’ve never been worth a damn thing and you’re going to Hell. AND STAY OUT!
In light of the new evidence of you not having a clue about such a question, I find you totally and completely useless to these forums. You are officially banned for life and all eternity. May your posting corpse rot in bant hell for all time and eternity along with the demons, devils, horrible creatures of the depths of hell itself, and Deadman. You are of no use to any of us here and I will consider it a privilege to spit on your posting grave you low down, rule breaking, ass muching, filthy, dirty, disgusting, skanky, brutal, bottom feeding trashbag, arrogant, lazy, alt making, jabroni beaten, strudel eating, couldn’t get a porn star, worthless piece of anal fudge that this world has ever seen. Instead of letting you stay, I’d rather stick my dick in a pencil sharpener. Instead of reading one of your posts I’d rather stick my head up a rhino’s ass while I sing Old McDonald. The sounds of an infant seal being eaten by a sea lion is more pleasant than you are. Leave us forever and never darken our forums again you worthless piece of pond scum.
In short, you suck. Your friends hate you, your family hates you, your pets are being sacrificed to Satan while he fucks you into oblivion. You’ve never been worth a damn thing and you’re going to Hell. AND STAY OUT!
Ty Burna
Getting Noticed By Management
Pure poetry.
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
And just as I'm having Lariat as a German guy beat the shit out of you Ty. Good to see it hasn't made you mad.
Ty Burna
Getting Noticed By Management
The irony of a German guy beating me up is too sweet to be angry at.
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
Beating the hell out of your back.
Goliath Uterus
Getting Noticed By Management
The Dewbliners
WZ's Whedonite. Now 20% Cooler
More of a classic than Voyage to the Moon. Mind if I turn that post into a black metal song?
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
Be my guest I suppose. Youtube it later.
Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
Why can't I ever give a girl one of those?
Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra
Kinda Sorta Old School
I'm not sure if they are capable of getting those KB, maybe though.