The Semiofficial Charlie Might Make an E-Fed Thread

[katietomes]

GodIhateyouCharlie.
>_>

Uh...hi.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

xP! Hii Kaaatie. Welcome to WZ and such.

NOW BEWARE AS MALES OF ALL AGES BOMBARD YOU WITH THEIR PENIS messages.

 

[TLC]

Uhh... do you know her?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Chyea.

 

[katietomes]

It's a sausage fest?

Man....

:-/

 

[Pepe Silvia]

There's like, 3-4 girls I can name off of the top of my head on here. With two more jobbers it'd be a women's division.

Could always be a Cruiserweight

 

[katietomes]

I saw Hardcore.

That's more me, Charlie!

;P

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Yes ma'am, Mighty Molly.

 

[Blade]

I spent 15 minutes reading this thread. 15 minutes wasted. I want them back now Charlie.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Word

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Blade, it's not really worth reading it all til the Official thread is made.

Trust me, a lot of good shit is planned. People are gonna get hit by cars and fight in a Denny's.

 

[Blade]

If I don't get to perform open-heart surgery at some point, I'm not in.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Are you infringing on Doc's gimmick, good sir?

 

[Blade]

No, my gimmick is just to be absolutely awesome at everything all the time, up to and including open-heart surgery. Because gimmicks based on real life are the ones that work best.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Just like Goldust.

 

[CH David]

K so hur's what I got so far.

Going to be doing brands, with (more than likely) a draft at the beginning.

Going to be using 4 belts per show, like it should be (World Title, Tag Title, Secondary Title [IC/US/Global type], Third Title [Euro/Hardcore{The Hardcore belt is certain}])

TM and X are top tier, no exceptions

Going to be doing backstage segments, and going in-depth with poster gimmicks (Even if I have to take artistic liberties/Give you one because you're really generic and boring as fuck)

Some of you that are slightly more boring than the rest will be MVP and Henry'd to actually make you useful


So yeah, if you like... I don't give a shit, post and stuff. Da Bears.

Edit: Some of the people with a bit of extra personality might be asked to perform in non-wrestling roles. Managers, commentators, interviewers, GMs.

The bold is the only thing I like so far. Is this going to be like OCW? Well, not as extraordinary, but will it be similar?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Not entirely sure yet. Slightly shock humor, a bit of putting posters over/making some more noticed, and a lot of NorCal breaking people in half.

Oh, hey. Some guy made a thread about the state of the announcers, and said he hated Matt Striker for his "dumb references." One of his complaints was... Allow me to paraphrase.

"He called CM Punk 'The Saint of Second City'... It just makes those of us who dont get it feel dumb, what does that mean anyway?"

 

[CH David]

That would seem to make sense. I'll need a few matches that take place all over Chicago. Such as Navy Pier, Soldier Field, hell maybe one of the museums or aquariums. It is my gimmick after all.

 

[katietomes]

You know, I'm cool with any gimmick... as long as I get to break shit and kick ass.

Preferably male, thanks Charlie.

 

[Leafy]

Too bad your gimmick would be "person in audience"

 

[The Doctor]

She can be the Mighty Molly to my Hurricane.

The Doctor and Nurse Katie.

Holy shit I've just realized that that is actually sort of creepy.

Whoops.

 

[Барбоса]

I'd be happy with a gimmick of "the veteran who has been around a while but never gotten anywhere" like the Brooklyn Brawler

Either that or a cult like leader complete with Pedobear overlord

 

[Pepe Silvia]

BREAKING NEWS

Macca was on earlier.

 

[Theo Mays]

Fuck hold on @.@ Knew I forgot someone

My gimmick should be something involving the power of the beard. Maybe some random babbling like Ultimate Warrior but talking about how my beard gives me strength. Or not lol. Sounded good upstairs, but on screen it looks average. Do what you wish with me.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I figured like, way over the top Beard KO Punch