The Rock is not coming back. Get over it. We all want him to come back, but he's not coming back. He's gone forever, the most we'll ever get is a crappy hall of fame appearance here and there and that shit we saw a few months ago where he teased coming back. But once again, in case you missed the message, he's not coming back.
Here's a list of reasons why he's not coming back.
1) He's busy
He's an actor who's in demand. Sure, he's made a bunch of shitty movies like The Tooth Fairy, but all his movies have one thing in common: he makes a healthy payday. According to imdb, Dwayne Johnson has 6 projects he's working on. And let's not forget that his job doesn't begin and end on the set. He has to do promotional stuff, meetings, all that good stuff. He doesn't have time to go back to the WWE.
2) He has an image to maintain
Whether you like it or not, the WWE will never again be classified as family entertainment like it was during the heydays of Hulk Hogan, and it was Mr. Johnson himself who helped the WWE get that attitude image we all loved so much. Now, the WWE is nowhere near as edgy, violent, crude, or perverse as it was while The Rock was still wrestling regularly, but that's an image the WWE has been trying to shake for years. The PG rating has helped a little, but it still hasn't stopped Linda McMahon's political enemies from criticizing her and her involvement in the WWE. The Rock doesn't need any negative PR that would come from rejoining the WWE.
3) He doesn't care about you
Go ahead and think he cares about wrestling fans. The only wrestling fans Dwayne Johnson cares about are the ones that buy tickets to his movies. If he really cared about wrestling fans, he would have never left, or would have at least made more appearances than he has. The only reason he maintains any sort of relationship with the WWE is so that they'll promote his movies hoping that maybe one day he'll return the favor. But he won't. He'll come to the Hall of Fame every five years, he'll do a little video message once every blue moon, but he's not going to be back in a wrestling ring until he stops making movies, which will probably be never.
4) Every rumor about him coming back is not a WWE rumor, it's an internet speculation rumor
Not much to say here, just don't believe everything you read on the internet. This may be troublesome for many of you, so I'll do a step by step explanation of how to accomplish this.
First- Read something on the internet: It could be anything, but for our purposes, let's say it's, "Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson may be returning to RAW this Monday night!"
Second- Question it: This may be the most important part. Instead of just accepting it as a fact, which is probably what your joke of a brain is used to doing, you instead consider the possibility it's not true. Look at it objectively and weigh out the possibilities... Why would The Rock be coming to the WWE now? What does The Rock have to gain from coming to the WWE? How many times have similar rumors been started only to be nothing more than total bullshit?
Third- Don't believe it: You realize that what you read is crap, and instead of believing it anyway, you just don't believe it. Erase it from your mind and move on with your life.
Congratulations, you now pass as a semi-intelligent human being.
In conclusion, The Rock is not coming back anytime soon, so give up. Your energy is better spent other places, such as trying not to be an idiot. Good luck with all your future Rockless existence.
Here's a list of reasons why he's not coming back.
1) He's busy
He's an actor who's in demand. Sure, he's made a bunch of shitty movies like The Tooth Fairy, but all his movies have one thing in common: he makes a healthy payday. According to imdb, Dwayne Johnson has 6 projects he's working on. And let's not forget that his job doesn't begin and end on the set. He has to do promotional stuff, meetings, all that good stuff. He doesn't have time to go back to the WWE.
2) He has an image to maintain
Whether you like it or not, the WWE will never again be classified as family entertainment like it was during the heydays of Hulk Hogan, and it was Mr. Johnson himself who helped the WWE get that attitude image we all loved so much. Now, the WWE is nowhere near as edgy, violent, crude, or perverse as it was while The Rock was still wrestling regularly, but that's an image the WWE has been trying to shake for years. The PG rating has helped a little, but it still hasn't stopped Linda McMahon's political enemies from criticizing her and her involvement in the WWE. The Rock doesn't need any negative PR that would come from rejoining the WWE.
3) He doesn't care about you
Go ahead and think he cares about wrestling fans. The only wrestling fans Dwayne Johnson cares about are the ones that buy tickets to his movies. If he really cared about wrestling fans, he would have never left, or would have at least made more appearances than he has. The only reason he maintains any sort of relationship with the WWE is so that they'll promote his movies hoping that maybe one day he'll return the favor. But he won't. He'll come to the Hall of Fame every five years, he'll do a little video message once every blue moon, but he's not going to be back in a wrestling ring until he stops making movies, which will probably be never.
4) Every rumor about him coming back is not a WWE rumor, it's an internet speculation rumor
Not much to say here, just don't believe everything you read on the internet. This may be troublesome for many of you, so I'll do a step by step explanation of how to accomplish this.
First- Read something on the internet: It could be anything, but for our purposes, let's say it's, "Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson may be returning to RAW this Monday night!"
Second- Question it: This may be the most important part. Instead of just accepting it as a fact, which is probably what your joke of a brain is used to doing, you instead consider the possibility it's not true. Look at it objectively and weigh out the possibilities... Why would The Rock be coming to the WWE now? What does The Rock have to gain from coming to the WWE? How many times have similar rumors been started only to be nothing more than total bullshit?
Third- Don't believe it: You realize that what you read is crap, and instead of believing it anyway, you just don't believe it. Erase it from your mind and move on with your life.
Congratulations, you now pass as a semi-intelligent human being.
In conclusion, The Rock is not coming back anytime soon, so give up. Your energy is better spent other places, such as trying not to be an idiot. Good luck with all your future Rockless existence.