I've had this fucking idea for too god damn long, and I'm ready to put this fucking shit down in writing.
See, that right there is an IMPROPER way to use swear words. Why? Well, let's delve into that more, shall we?
What is the use of a cuss word? What's the point? Why use them? Simple. To make a statement stronger than usual. "My head hurts so bad". Meh, tame, some people might offer condolences, but most will just think you're a whiny bitch. However, if we change that too "My head hurts so fuckin' bad", you'll be lucky if you can get people to quit sucking your penis long enough to find out why. I once had a headache, and had three separate girls go down on me, all at one time. It worked out well because I have one penis, and two testicles. Plus, they're very big, so each girl had a mouthful. Then an ugly fat girl tried to go down on me, so I gave her a good kick in the ovaries. That should teach her for thinking ugly fat women are important.
Anyways, when a person uses swear words, it merely becomes standard, and no one really cares. Any post I read of Justinsayne's now, I'm actually more surprised with a lack of swear words than I am to see them in. And that's just poor use of swearing. Swearing should be used only sparingly, to make it seem special. I got a green rep from OneBigWill not too long ago, simply for the way I used the word "bitch". True story. Will's kind of a shady character, so I ultimately decided to reject his green rep, and punted it to the nearest prison. Will could probably use all the green rep he can get when he's behind bars for e-molestation of a celebrity. Or, maybe she's not a celebrity, just looks one. Who knows. Doesn't matter. I need a soda.
Or, should I say "I need damn soda!". Interesting situation here. I don't have any women to go down on me, and a girlfriend who wouldn't like it much (although, if she can't take a joke, then fuck her - Tucker Max), but a soda still would be great. In this case, considering how little I normally curse, I think if I were to use the word damn, it would cause quite a row. Why don't people use that word in writing? Or even that phrase. That phrase fucking pwns all.
Which leads me to my next point...anyone who says the word "pwns" should be dumped into an empty well and sexually ravaged by a rabid goat. What an incredibly stupid word, and anyone who uses it is lucky they haven't been dropkicked by me yet. Even Chuck Norris hates the word "pwn", so obviously it cannot be cool.
Where was I again? Oh yeah, swear words. Don't use them. Well, you can use them, but not often. Use them sparingly. Fuck, I don't care how you use them, just don't say "pwn".
I'm going to get a soda.
See, that right there is an IMPROPER way to use swear words. Why? Well, let's delve into that more, shall we?
What is the use of a cuss word? What's the point? Why use them? Simple. To make a statement stronger than usual. "My head hurts so bad". Meh, tame, some people might offer condolences, but most will just think you're a whiny bitch. However, if we change that too "My head hurts so fuckin' bad", you'll be lucky if you can get people to quit sucking your penis long enough to find out why. I once had a headache, and had three separate girls go down on me, all at one time. It worked out well because I have one penis, and two testicles. Plus, they're very big, so each girl had a mouthful. Then an ugly fat girl tried to go down on me, so I gave her a good kick in the ovaries. That should teach her for thinking ugly fat women are important.
Anyways, when a person uses swear words, it merely becomes standard, and no one really cares. Any post I read of Justinsayne's now, I'm actually more surprised with a lack of swear words than I am to see them in. And that's just poor use of swearing. Swearing should be used only sparingly, to make it seem special. I got a green rep from OneBigWill not too long ago, simply for the way I used the word "bitch". True story. Will's kind of a shady character, so I ultimately decided to reject his green rep, and punted it to the nearest prison. Will could probably use all the green rep he can get when he's behind bars for e-molestation of a celebrity. Or, maybe she's not a celebrity, just looks one. Who knows. Doesn't matter. I need a soda.
Or, should I say "I need damn soda!". Interesting situation here. I don't have any women to go down on me, and a girlfriend who wouldn't like it much (although, if she can't take a joke, then fuck her - Tucker Max), but a soda still would be great. In this case, considering how little I normally curse, I think if I were to use the word damn, it would cause quite a row. Why don't people use that word in writing? Or even that phrase. That phrase fucking pwns all.
Which leads me to my next point...anyone who says the word "pwns" should be dumped into an empty well and sexually ravaged by a rabid goat. What an incredibly stupid word, and anyone who uses it is lucky they haven't been dropkicked by me yet. Even Chuck Norris hates the word "pwn", so obviously it cannot be cool.
Where was I again? Oh yeah, swear words. Don't use them. Well, you can use them, but not often. Use them sparingly. Fuck, I don't care how you use them, just don't say "pwn".
I'm going to get a soda.
Sly has lost his fucking mind.
