One thing:
*sigh*
But yeah, other than that, it was pretty damn good. Worth the trip to the theater.
THEY KILLED DWAYNE JOHNSON AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON! 20 minutes into the goddamn movie! If that! You don't take an awesome combination like those two and kill them off before the plot gets underway! That's a fucking rip-off!
Sure, Will Farrell and Mark Wahlberg are the main characters, but it was the fucking Rock and Jules Winnfield! AS BUDDY COPS. And if you had to kill them off, it better be in a way better than having them JUMP OFF A FUCKING BUILDING! Fuck, Jackson drove a car into another one and blew them both up AND HE WALKED AWAY. If you survive that, the only acceptable way to die has to involve cyborg bears in some way.
And if the problem was them taking the spotlight away from Will and Marky Mark, then they shouldn't have been in the movie in the first place. They should've had their own damn movie. In fact, they still should. There needs to be a movie with those two as buddy cops titled "Dwayne Johnson And Samuel L. Jackson Be Awesome For An Hour And A Half". It's required now, Hollywood.
Sure, Will Farrell and Mark Wahlberg are the main characters, but it was the fucking Rock and Jules Winnfield! AS BUDDY COPS. And if you had to kill them off, it better be in a way better than having them JUMP OFF A FUCKING BUILDING! Fuck, Jackson drove a car into another one and blew them both up AND HE WALKED AWAY. If you survive that, the only acceptable way to die has to involve cyborg bears in some way.
And if the problem was them taking the spotlight away from Will and Marky Mark, then they shouldn't have been in the movie in the first place. They should've had their own damn movie. In fact, they still should. There needs to be a movie with those two as buddy cops titled "Dwayne Johnson And Samuel L. Jackson Be Awesome For An Hour And A Half". It's required now, Hollywood.
*sigh*
But yeah, other than that, it was pretty damn good. Worth the trip to the theater.