Yet Another Reason to Hate Dane Cook

[Pepe Silvia]

Naw *****...

WHAT?!

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[Nate DaMac]

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

Ya'll *****s posting in a 9/11 thread NAO!

 

[klunderbunker]

I can't stand Kanye West but this cracked me up.

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

I can't stand Kanye West but this cracked me up.

I like watching this video and screaming "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT!? What the hell is over there!?"
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[jmt225]

You do realize Dane Cook made $21 million dollars last year, he was second only to Jeff Dunham when it came to top earning comedians last year. Also NBC picked up his new sitcom for next fall. Seems to be doing pretty good for a guy who's "failed miserably".

Sources: http://www.deadline.com/2012/05/nbc-picks-up-comedy-pilot-next-caller-to-series/

http://www.therichest.org/entertainment/highest-paid-comedians/

Those numbers are from 2010 when he still had some momentum. But have you heard anything from Cook since then? I haven't, whereas before he was all over the place.

And I had no idea about the sitcom. But I sincerely doubt that ends up being a success, and if it does, then I'll have no problem admitting I was dead wrong.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

As has been proven multiple times, you have no business classifying anything as humorous. You have the sense of humor of a 13 year old.

We have vastly different definitions of what a 13-year old sense of humor is.

That stupid Hogan 9/11 mockery to me is 13-year old humor, movies with Seth Rogen are for 13-year olds, etc. In my experience, 13-year olds have juvenile senses of humor. If anything, I have the sense of humor of someone much, much older.

 

[Moon Knight]

We have vastly different definitions of what a 13-year old sense of humor is.

That stupid Hogan 9/11 mockery to me is 13-year old humor, movies with Seth Rogen are for 13-year olds, etc. In my experience, 13-year olds have juvenile senses of humor. If anything, I have the sense of humor of someone much, much older.

85?

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I'm just joking.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

85?

Spoiler

I'm just joking.

Absolutely. Abe Simpson usually has me in stitches.

"So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say."

Stands to reason that Grumpy Old Men and Grumpier Old Men, respectively, are two of my favorite comedies of all-time.

 

[Alastor]

I miss George Carlin.

 

[Nate DaMac]

We have vastly different definitions of what a 13-year old sense of humor is.

That stupid Hogan 9/11 mockery to me is 13-year old humor, movies with Seth Rogen are for 13-year olds, etc. In my experience, 13-year olds have juvenile senses of humor. If anything, I have the sense of humor of someone much, much older.

You've said that you like that Jim Carrey Penguin abortion. 13 was probably aiming a little high for you, I'd say it's more in the 9-10 year old range.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Probably explains why I'm so good with kids.

 

[Harthan]

Comedy is tragedy plus time. The value of time in this equation is flexible.

 

[Moon Knight]

Probably explains why I'm so good with kids.

I like this side of you.

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

That stupid Hogan 9/11 mockery to me is 13-year old humor,

movies with Seth Rogen are for $3 BINS AT WALMART

Fixed.

In my experience, 13-year olds have juvenile senses of humor.

The dictionary definition of juvenile is "a young person", or "of or pertaining to young people." I just figured, since we were pointing out obvious shit...

If anything, I have the sense of humor of this guy:

Fixed.

And yes, this IS about the same level of journalistic integrity that you can expect from me at Wrestlezone.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

I think the fact that you're saying, "13-year old humor" as if to say someone else's humor is beneath yours simply because it's different is making people react negatively to you.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I like this side of you.

Me too. Kids are great. Some of the best conversations you can have are with an outspoken six-year old. Believe me — try it sometime. Life-changing experience. Their outlook on life is near perfect.