Welcome to the {Official} Stoke City FOOTBALL Club thread. By far the best team in Stoke-on-Trent. I will be keeping you updated on our treck to the Premiership. This is significant for several reasons:
#1 We used to be one of the biggest clubs in the country. Like 60 years ago, but fuck it.
#2 We're one of the oldest clubs around.
#3 We left the top flight of English footbal with the worst record ever. We need to get to the Premiership to do it all over again next season.
This is our ground. The Britannia Stadium. It's a fuckin' dump, and freezing if you're a home fan. My seat is pretty much the bottom left hand corner of the Y. I sit by a man who drinks Bovril. He's a twat.
Anyway last night the MIGHTY Stoke defeated S****horpe to claim top spot in the Championship. We defeated them 3-2, which wouldn't have happened last year. Last year Stoke didn't score, or let any in. But this years has been different. I'm not being bias, Stoke are by far the most entertaining team in the league this season. Usually we're a pretty dull team.
We're top of the table at the moment. But I believe we were the only team in the league to play last night. So It wont last. Briston, Watford or West Brom will probably take over us today. But never fear, because it's not a sprint, and Stoke will be there at the end. If we don't get an automatic promotion place. Which I don't think we will. We'll almost certainly be in the play-offs.
Stay tuned for more.