The [OFFICIAL] Crock Spews Shit Thread

[The Crock]

Mozz Reply:
September 11th, 2011 at 1:11 am

Is this Crock? Only he could be this big of an asshole. Explains why no one likes him/you

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Hoppy Reply:
September 11th, 2011 at 1:48 am

I thought I was the only one that didn’t like Crock.

Henry’s match reminded me why I don’t want him to win the world title, he can’t move. His character is awesome but his in-ring stuff is just boring. I usually care more about entertainment than wrestling, but he is Khali-like.

Wonderful exchange here on KB's site. Hell, I haven't even been on there in months. Good to know you love me so much.

 

[Theo Mays]

Crockster! How's life my boy?

 

[The Crock]

Pretty darn good, Thizeo.

Yourself?

 

[Theo Mays]

Good to hear. I can't complain. Just bought a nice tie and dress shirt from Wal Mart for 25 bucks. They usually have nice ties, I can't believe I found a decent shirt though. Had the money so I bought it.

And I just found out my tech guy can fix my screen for under a hundred bucks on my laptop. So that's a win.

 

[The Crock]

Wal Mart has some deceptively nice stuff there.

Good to hear, man. I HATE expensive repairs.

How ya feelin' about McNabb?

 

[Theo Mays]

Wal Mart has some deceptively nice stuff there.

Good to hear, man. I HATE expensive repairs.

How ya feelin' about McNabb?

Goodness his stats were beyond terrible on Sunday, but I'm willing to let him slide. No QB would have done well with the shitty protection given to him. I thought Bryant McKinnie was garbage at LT, but Charlie Johnson makes him look like an all pro. If the protection can get a bit better we'll be alright. 7-8 wins is what I expect. 10 at the max and that is being optimistic.

 

[The Crock]

Hey, Adrian Peterson can always go BEASTMODE on everybody and just run kids over.

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Pretty unlikely though, since your offensive line is trash, but he'll carry you guys. Literally.

 

[Theo Mays]

Yessir. So glad that he will likely never be an opponent now that we locked him up for 7 years. He gives it his all, no matter what. He has freak skills for sure.

For some reason I'm really tired. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to stay up for Raw.

 

[The Crock]

He's a special, special talent. He's just so physically gifted, it's amazing.

I'm pretty tired myself, man. Got up early as hell.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Hey, Adrian Peterson can always go BEASTMODE on everybody and just run kids over.

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Pretty unlikely though, since your offensive line is trash, but he'll carry you guys. Literally.

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[The Crock]

On my phone, can't see the comment. What does it say?

 

[The Crock]

So, WWE wants a Sin Cara/Sin Cara feud. Okay, solid idea, but you can't have Mistico be SILENT the whole time. How are they going to get around that? It would seem odd if he didn't talk at all throughout the program.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I'm sure he's learning English.

Maybe they'll have him talk once he learns enough of it to cut a promo

 

[The Crock]

"I have a work visa."

That doesn't exactly equal an awesome promo.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

So, WWE wants a Sin Cara/Sin Cara feud. Okay, solid idea, but you can't have Mistico be SILENT the whole time. How are they going to get around that? It would seem odd if he didn't talk at all throughout the program.

I know just the man to handle this:

 

[The Crock]

Loooooooooved Estrada. Great manager.

 

[The Crock]

Utah/BYU game at my friend's house, one of only 3 Utah fans here.

 

[The Crock]

I'm really looking forward to Night of Champions, hopefully it pans out. Gotta check out the ROH PPV too, I hear that wasn't too bad. Have a full slate of football to watch too. Definitely going to be a fun day.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Somebody Gonna' Get Their Token World Title Win?

 

[The Crock]

I think he stands a good chance. I'd love to see it.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

A lot of Mizark fans coming out of the woodwork. I'll admit I jumped on this bandwagon.

 

[The Crock]

I'm not a big fan or anything, I just enjoy his heel work. Plus, he deserves it.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I really want to see them do DBD vs. Henry in some sort of epic showdown. Build both up the point where Henry is unstoppable, but so is DBD.

 

[The Crock]

But I doubt DBD will EVER look that good, especially with how they've been using him.

 

[Coco]

WWE.com has picked up on Bryan's losing streak. He's either going to do what he did on SmackDown this week and snap into a heroic winning streak or turn heel. There's literally no in between for me considering how I know they're aware of what they're doing to him.

How's Mad Men going?