The NXT Thread Is Like Ring of Honor's Bay-Bay!

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All I know is I miss Kenneth Cameron's feral scream.

 

[Uncle Sam]

No, you don't. No-one does.

 

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Yes i do. He was overall better than Viktor and the scream works better than the awkward burpy-growl thing done by Viktor and K'onor in tandem.
EDIT: And he's a brit, you like him by default!

 

[Theo Mays]

Respect my good friend Rick Viktor. He sleep with many white girl. Remind me of Christian who is Theo Mays class. Konnor O'Brien is good but not like his father Conan, not near Theo Mays class. You don't like Viktor you have smaller dick than baby mouse.

 

[Dirk]

Respect my good friend Rick Viktor. He sleep with many white girl. Remind me of Christian who is Theo Mays class. Konnor O'Brien is good but not like his father Conan, not near Theo Mays class. You don't like Viktor you have smaller dick than baby mouse.

Iron Theo, talkin' 'bout the Fallll of Man, yeah, but lemme tell you 'bout the indomitable monster that is Ken Cameron, yeah... who was not only YOUNGurrr than Viktor, but also BIGgurrr than Viktor, yeah!

But all that noise don't matter, yeah, because Kenneth got himself busted with some greeeeen leaf, yeah, YOU KNOWWWW what the Macho Bear's talkin' 'bout, Iron Theo!

BUT JUST! LIKE! John Mayer's BOOOOLD as Love , the original is aaaaalways BEST and I'm eeeeeven talkin' 'bout Sheik Ed Farhat, OHH YEAHHH!

 

[Coco]

The thing that bugs me about them is that they are booked (O'Brien, at least) as monsters, but then they use that shitty high/low as their finish. Have them do a neckbreaker/powerbomb combo, or something to that effect, and my interest starts jumping up.

A neckbreaker finish? Might as well stamp "MIDCARDER" across their foreheads.

 

[Thriller Ant]

A neckbreaker finish? Might as well stamp "MIDCARDER" across their foreheads.

Good point. But just about anything would be better than what they are using now. I mean, Konnor uses nothing but power moves, but then trips the guy for their finish? They can do a lot better.

 

[nightmare]

The thing that bugs me about them is that they are booked (O'Brien, at least) as monsters, but then they use that shitty high/low as their finish. Have them do a neckbreaker/powerbomb combo, or something to that effect, and my interest starts jumping up.

Their finish would be fine if they just reversed it, having the guy land face first instead of backwards. Just a little twist that makes it look better.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Sounds like a good way to break someone's leg.

 

[Барбоса]

Sounds like a good way to break someone's leg.

Davey Richards' learning how to sell has to start somewhere.

 

[Danger Burger]

Sounds like a good way to break someone's leg.

Breaking somebody's leg sounds like a good way to finish a match.

 

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Respect my good friend Rick Viktor. He sleep with many white girl. Remind me of Christian who is Theo Mays class. Konnor O'Brien is good but not like his father Conan, not near Theo Mays class. You don't like Viktor you have smaller dick than baby mouse.

Originally their finisher was a jawbreaker/flapjack combo that while Cameron was around was a signature. Perry Saturn visited development and apparently told them to use it since at that time their whole gimmick was stomping and elbow dropping the shit out of their opponents. It was wear and tear as their tactics then, now Connor jsut does that rolling headlock takeover.

Also they use to both run the ropes once before hitting the move which was cool.

 

[nightmare]

Breaking somebody's leg sounds like a good way to finish a match.

A broken leg would be a great move to go along with a gimmick The 'Last Man Standing' Just break every other guys leg on the roster so they have to give you the title shot.


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...and what the hell are they doing with Leo now? This has got to be them just fucking with him to see what he can do with it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The reasons I like The Ascension are many and largely non-sexual. They include but are not limited to:

• Their awesome theme
• Their awesome gimmick
• Their awesome promos
• Their awesome members
• Victor's awesome goggles
• Their contrasting outfits (which always beat matching outfits)
• Their awesome finisher

I'm shocked - shocked - by the lack of appreciation not only by the NXT Universe but by the WZ Universe. They're like modern day gladiators. Philistines!

 

[Coco]

I'm going to count "finisher" as being in the sexual category along with the obvious ("members").

 

[Remix]

...and what the hell are they doing with Leo now? This has got to be them just fucking with him to see what he can do with it.

It wasn't getting him called up, and from what I've heard he hated the gimmick. Changing gimmicks is something that Kruger does, on a semi-regular basis. House show reports make it sound like he's pulling it off, so why the fuck not?

The reasons I like The Ascension are many and largely non-sexual. They include but are not limited to:

• Their awesome theme
• Their awesome gimmick
• Their awesome promos
• Their awesome members
• Victor's awesome goggles
• Their contrasting outfits (which always beat matching outfits)
• Their awesome finisher

I'm shocked - shocked - by the lack of appreciation not only by the NXT Universe but by the WZ Universe. They're like modern day gladiators. Philistines!

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None of those existed when the Ascension first appeared. lolFCW

 

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They're like modern day gladiators. Philistines!

This is the most apt description for them. Also I dig the Eye of Horus on Viktor's gear. They could easily debut as faces too(worked in FCW). Just don't do the whole "we hate smiles and laughter" thing. They should also use their original tag team finisher; the Doomsday Crossbody in big match situations.

Also I wish they'd give a little more focus on the book they've been seen with in those backstage promos and presentation promos.

 

[Danger Burger]

The ascension are my "hey c'mere and check these guys out" guys. Mostly cause of the theme, gimmick, look and that they are totally 'broken fricken neck' levels of awesome.

 

[Blade]

Davey Richard's selling on NXT was hilarious, between that Flapjack and falling on his head.

Also, weren't they called Eric Philbin and John Cahill. What's with the Billington name?

 

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Good show overall. Sasha Banks has really come leaps and bounds with the boss gimmick. American Pitbulls were pretty fucking impressive too.

Davey Richard's selling on NXT was hilarious, between that Flapjack and falling on his head.

Also, weren't they called Eric Philbin and John Cahill. What's with the Billington name?

Yep and somehow the announcers misheard it.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Why doesn't Summer Rae wear that ring gear when she's on RAW or SD! God I hope she gets away from fucking Fandango soon.

Whoever came up with the idea to have Enzo Amore in a wheelchair still being his awesome self deserves a high five.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Whoever came up with the idea to have Enzo Amore in a wheelchair still being his awesome self deserves a high five.

The only positive that could come from this is him cutting effusive promos from a tricked-out wheel chair. In fact, im on my way to tweet that to him right now

When I tweeted it to him, he favorited it.


You heard it here first.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Also, as much as I hate to agree, the Ascension really doesn't work as well without Cameron. I almost wish they were a trio, because I like that it gives Rick Victor something to do.

American Pitbulls have got to be the most popular midget wrestlers of all time. Even more than those cats in the WM 3 match with King Kong Bundy

 

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Ascension still works. They still look like one of the most legit tag teams going and they can have some killer matches like the American Pitbulls one. I do miss Cameron though. They mostly suffer from a lack of competition, original Ascension had Uso's, Grey/Neville, Kidd/Gabriel to face. Now it's just them.

 

[Theo Mays]

I immediately thought of you when I saw him. #Norcal4Creative