The Mystery Box Presents: RUSSO!!! ARRRRRRRGH!!!!

[Turd Ferguson]

Here comes The Great Muta to stereotypical generic Japanese music!

 

[klunderbunker]

Don't you just love them taking Rey's mask off and eventually turning him heel? I mean it's not like the mask was making a ton of money in merchandise or that Rey was incredibly popular or not buyable at all as a heel.

 

[gd]

Is that Raisha Saeed?

 

[The Doctor]

He looks like a 12-year-old

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Poor Muta flew all the way from Japan to wrestle (and most likely job to) The Cat!

 

[gd]

This is a dream match, for me anyway.

 

[The Doctor]

SOMEBODY CALL MAH MAMA

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"I'MA WHOOP YOUR GREAT ASS"

 

[gd]

Legit heat?

 

[The Doctor]

Did he just say "The Dark Carnival"?

....*shudder*

 

[Dave]

Man, why is this so bad?

"DOWN GOES THE CAT!"
"DOWN GOES THE CAT!"
"DOWN GOES THE CAT!"

 

[The Doctor]

Here comes a woman.

 

[gd]

Cat like quickness

 

[The Doctor]

lol

 

[gd]

The ref is really fat

 

[klunderbunker]

Let me know when the US Title match happens.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

HOW DID MUTA KICK OUT?!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Muta jobs to Ernest "The Cat" Miller.

Somewhere, TDigs sheds a tear.

 

[Dave]

Poor Muta.

 

[gd]

What a shit match.

 

[gd]

MOTN right here, for sure.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

JUDY BAGWELL ON A MOTHERFUCKING FORKLIFT MATCH

 

[Dave]

Anyone remember that thread about Buff Bagwell being the future of the WWE?

That was great.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Kanyon's gimmick where he impersonated DDP is one of the few things WCW got right at this point.

 

[The Doctor]

Battle of the Dopplegangers. YAY

JUDY BAGWELL ON A FORKLIFT. YEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHH