The Mystery Box Presents: RUSSO!!! ARRRRRRRGH!!!!

[gd]

This wouldn't be a terrible match if it wasn't for a gold record

 

[gd]

TNA!TNA!TNA!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I don't get why the Dragons are trying to get the recording contract. Do they have a band too?!

 

[gd]

Bah Gawd!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Seeing Tank Abbott in this role, when all I know him as is being is a complete badass, is surreal and hysterical.

 

[gd]

I don't get why the Dragons are trying to get the recording contract. Do they have a band too?!

To protect the music industry, obviously.

 

[The Doctor]

Karagias was a dumb name.

 

[gd]

Not nearly as good as Evan Courageous.

 

[The Doctor]

I don't get why the Dragons are trying to get the recording contract. Do they have a band too?!

It's called "The Immortals" and one of their best songs is "Chinese Ninja Warrior". Youtube it.

 

[gd]

*******!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Jesus, the Dragons are so talented, and it's too bad the WWE never really got the Cruiserweight Division off the ground when they acquired them in the WCW buyout.

They could have put on some awesome matches.

 

[klunderbunker]

3 Count singing and their totally awkward backup guy that doesn't fit in at all. Too Cool for words.

 

[The Doctor]

Did they say "Jamie-san, Kaz, and Jimmy Yang"?

 

[gd]

Wait, they have to get both? What the fuck is going on?

 

[The Doctor]

TANK HAS THE RECORD! TANK HAS THE RECORD! TANK HAS THE RECORD!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Did they say "Jamie-san, Kaz, and Jimmy Yang"?

Yes, Jamie-San aka Jamie Noble!

Wait, they have to get both? What the fuck is going on?

RUSSO!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Doctor]

"The Jung Dragons don't need the recording contract, they can't sing!"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Tank just pushed his 3 Count guy off the ladder

 

[gd]

3 Count's music career continues. Thank god.

 

[Dave]

Tank Abbott is leading a gay pride rally seemingly.

 

[The Doctor]

FUCK YEAH 3 COUNT <33333333

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Oh yeah, this is when Rey was a heel

 

[The Doctor]

Is that maskless Mysterio?

 

[gd]

Disco made me chuckle.

 

[Dave]

Man, who is that young whipper-snapper in the open shirt. He reminds me of a young Rey Mysterio.