The Mystery Box LD - Get Ready to Battle(z) Your Sanity!

[Dave]

His name was Neil Wheeler!

Everyone knows that.

 

[Marquis]

GM always sticks to his guns.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Battles using RING PSYCHOLOGY!

 

[The Doctor]

Tap! Tap!!!!!!

 

[gd]

Damn, those punches looked like they hurt!

 

[The Doctor]

"He's taking advantage of every advantage he can take!"

 

[gd]

Where'd the announcer come from?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Battlez with a low-blow.

The Dirtiest Player In The Game!!!

 

[The Doctor]

HOLY SHEEEOOOOOOT

 

[Dave]

Oh my goodness!

Holy Shoot!

 

[Marquis]

Take the beanie off Hunter! It's the source of his power.

 

[The Doctor]

"oh he kicked out unbelievable

oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness"

The commentary is awesome.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

VIDEO 4 STARTS IN ONE MINUTE!!!!!!!

 

[Dave]

Take the beanie off Hunter! It's the source of his power.

Hahaha!

 

[The Doctor]

Who came?

A BACKWARDS ankle lock!!! MTFO!!!!!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

With the amount of submissions John Hunter's utilizing... he's the TWA version of Kurt Angle!

 

[Dave]

Battlez is too good to sell.

 

[The Doctor]

The dreaded ass punt.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Battlez has some dirty socks too.

Do some laundry!

 

[Dave]

Wash your God-damned socks, Battlez.

You dirty bastard.

 

[Marquis]

MDI offering great commentary.

 

[The Doctor]

It doesn't really make sense that Hunter would keep going. He was originally going to just lay down for Battlez, but they only had a match because the GM/Ref told them to. They should have had a few minutes of chain action and then tapped out.

 

[Dave]

DID HE JUST BREAK HIS LEG!?

"It's badly damaged" at least.

 

[The Doctor]

"Doesn't even look like he's breathing hard"

Battlez: "*PANT WHEEZE GASP CHOKE*"

 

[The Doctor]

That is not a fucking full nelson.