The Mystery Box LD - Get Ready to Battle(z) Your Sanity!

[Marquis]

Battlez running away from The Million Dollar investment was the most agile move Battlez did all match.

 

[gd]

I spooned your ass.

 

[Dave]

I am just 4 minutes into part 2... Is that right?

 

[The Doctor]

Uh oh guys, he looked at the FUCKING footage!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Video #3 Starts in ONE MINUTE!!!!!

 

[gd]

Battelz will nevah retiahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Doctor]

17 time world champion! He has his sights set high.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I am just 4 minutes into part 2... Is that right?

You're right on.

Start Video #3!!!!

 

[Dave]

Not Byron and Courtney Benjamin!

Anyone but them!

 

[gd]

Good Lord, not Byron and Benjamin!

 

[Marquis]

How dare they not make the belt fit Battlez waist and have him hold it around the back!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

What the fuck is up with the GM's outfit?!

 

[The Doctor]

OK, so should video 3 be on?

 

[gd]

He's losing money? Shit.

 

[Dave]

The most electrifying entrance in laundry room entertainment.

 

[The Doctor]

Hot crowd.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

OK, so should video 3 be on?

We're 2:25 into Video 3!

BATTLEZ GOT STRIPPED OF THE TITLE!!!

 

[Marquis]

Battlez now has Undertaker length entrances, the belt is going to his head.

 

[Dave]

Battlez got screwed, man.

At least the crowd are hot.

 

[The Doctor]

GM chant! He doesn't even have a name!

 

[gd]

GM!GM!GM!GM!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Battlez and his family are dirty people.

 

[The Doctor]

MTFO!!!

 

[gd]

MDI by the fridge!

 

[The Doctor]

You're not laying down for each other?

Darn.