The mindless time wasting thread

[Planty]

Damn it, Will just posted a second before me with a hilarious one haha!

That is epic dude. Seriously.

 

[Shockla]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUUNDDUDUDUUNDUDUDUUNDUDUDUUUUN
You: edge?
Stranger: FUCK YES
Stranger: ON THIS DAY
Stranger: I SEE CLEARLY
Stranger: EVERYTHING HAS COME TO LIFE
Stranger: BAH GAWD
You: lol yeah
You: if u say you like cena to im gona fuck your skull
Stranger: fucking smark
You: lol
You: nah i was jk, cena is allright
Stranger: :3
You: i was just hopin ud go crazy and start telling me the champ was here
Stranger: YOU WANT SOME?
Stranger: COMEEEEEE
Stranger: GETTTTT
Stranger: SOMMEEEE
You: yeah rick steiner actualy used that in wcw wayyy before cena


then he disconnected!

 

[Planty]

What a first post! Haha.

What are the chances that a random stranger would go all wrestling-convo on you even?!

 

[Leafy]

Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do u like zombies?????????
You: Welcome to The Washing Machine Game!
You: Press 1 to start
Stranger: 1
You: Pick you Machine
You: A: Super Washer
You: B: Mega Washer
You: C: Extreme Water
Stranger: C!
You: Do you want to
You: A: Put clothes in
You: B: Sit on machine
Stranger: B!
Stranger: xD
You: I'm sorry the machine was on and open
You: You died
You: HIGH SCORE!!
Stranger: x3
You: Enter your name in the high score list
Stranger: Bri
You: Your name: Creep
You: Has been entered in the list
Stranger: yay!
You: Congrats
Stranger: i'ma happy girl!!! xD
You: Want to play again?
Stranger: yes!
You: Pick your machine
Stranger: B
You: Do you want to
You: A: Put clothes in
You: B: Slam head into machine
Stranger: B!!!!
You: Correct anwer
You: When slamming head you turn on machine
Stranger: yes!!!!!
You: Do you now want to
You: A: put clothes in
You: B: Attack with sword
You: C: Slam head again
Stranger: B!
You: Correct
Stranger: so B!
Stranger: yes!
You: When slicing machine water spilled out and washed clothes
You: Now do you want to
You: A: Take clothes home
You: B: Slam head into clothes
You: C: Put clothes in
Stranger: B! x3
You: CORRECT! Slamming head drys clothes!
You: YOU WIN!
Stranger: YES!!!
Stranger: i love u
You: Expect prize in mail in a week
You: It's a new Extreme Water Washing Machine!!
You: Now that you know how to use it
Stranger: yes
You: Your name: Creep
You: Has been entered in the list
You: You are number 1
Stranger: yes!!!!!
Stranger: *dances*
You: You are truely the champion
Stranger: *hugs u till your brain comes out*
You: Now I'm off to find another champion. *Flys away on flying carpet*

I took the Washing Machine game to the next level

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

Some stranger asked me where the word Fuck originated from because I told him I was a chat bot.
I said "England, furnication under consent of the king".
He actually believed me and kept asking more questions untill he said
"thanks for helping me with my homework bye".

 

[pyrusane]

 

[Kanye South]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to pyrusane again.

 

[Razor]

YES. YES YES YES YES YES. OH MY GOD YES.

 

[gd]

Don't know why no one has contacted me yet.

 

[pyrusane]

bah, the other picture just turned into a stupid banner, so you get this instead

 

[pyrusane]

 

[pyrusane]

The message

The status comment

The wallpost

The picture comment

The wallpost (on her boyfriend's wall.)

 

[pyrusane]

 

[Coco]

 

[Turd Ferguson]

This is awesome... what a ****e.

 

[The Doctor]

 

[Lee]

 

[Lee]

 

[Blizz]

Stranger: hey wuts new
You: My new Double D breasts. And yourself?
Stranger: my boners brand new haha
You: So is mine. Oh man I'm horny. Are you?
Stranger: Ohh yeah send me naked pics...so horny
Stranger: wait wut
You have disconnected

 

[Lee]

 

[Lee]

 

[CH David]

Dr. Zoidberg has never looked so scary.

 

[Барбоса]

Fackin' prawn

 

[pyrusane]

I realize this thread has been dead for some time but just found this...

Best...Chatroulette...ever...

 

[Mighty NorCal]

that second one, is amazing