The John Morrison Fan Club - The Palace of Wisdom

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

My goodness. Lots of posts since I left.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

well thats becouse ones a fucking awesome poster and the other is a strong up and comer.

Why thank you.

 

[Sparky]

and lots that will be deleted soon as well.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Ima go read it all.

 

[Sparky]

Wouldnt bother wasting your time.

 

[Showtime]

So, been reading the last few pages, looks like my old enemy is being hated by all now. Lol this club is looking less like the John Morrison fan club and more like the bash beeyond_good_and_evil club, lol, hey are they allowed to make threads like that, lol, no that's mean, but seriously that guy posts alot of unnessasary posts.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I bothered.

 

[Sparky]

and? now its three hours of your life you will not get back am i right?

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

More like two and a half minutes, but nice guess.

 

[Showtime]

about 10 or so minutes yes, but i do love to read all the bashing you guys did to BGAE, most deserving of it I think.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

So...I've been doing some thinking. As your President. I absolutely have to kick Beeyond_Good_and_Evil out. I know none of you care and none of you should. The dude is an embarrassment to John Morrison. So from this post on he is not allowed back in here.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Welcome to the Palace of Wisdom

​

Enjoy your stay. Feel free to celebrate the sheer awesomeness that is John Morrison. God knows you've been struggling to not to enter your love of the Shaman of Sexy into every single post you've made and will make on any forum ever. Let it out, man. Let it all out. 'Cos here the Tuesday night delight becomes the every night (and day) delight.

Member List:

President: The_Shaman_Of_Monkey
Vice President: Mr.Sam
Secretary: Dr.Murfish
Executive VP of Media: Steamboat Ricky
Princess: HBK-aholic
Morrison's personal Ball Washer: ???

Mighty NorCal
IrishCanadian25
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Eternal Dragon
Slim Pickns
PeteRose'sHaircut
Strafro
Demolition Punk
hbk4444
superunknown012
The Snake
Mordecai
DJ Supreme
Sir Sparky
manjmonkey
Saint Blaze
Hardcore Kennedy
Savage138
Danmen001

Honorary Members:

Kennedy 24/7

Sponsors:

Spago Los Angeles - The Finest Restaurant in ALL Of Los Angeles

Hotel Bel Air - Finest 5 star Hotel in ALL Of Bel Air

Louis Micheal Salon - Where John Morrison gets his hair cut, probably.

VERY IMPORTANT:
From this moment on. You have to have at least 100 spam free posts. No Excuses. ​

 

[Murfish]

It was just a matter of time. We need to be wary of members with less than 100 posts.

*Installs nanny cam in corner of the room/thread.*

I watching you.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Murfish, I trust you will handle the situation well.

 

[Murfish]

Just leave all requests and early departures to me.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Yessir. I also have claim over ealry departures though too. But you do not need to confer with me about them st all.

 

[Mr. TM]

I myself am rather partial to Hornswoggle.

Sig it!

 

[Murfish]

Yessir. I also have claim over ealry departures though too. But you do not need to confer with me about them st all.

I'm fine with that, as long as I am aloud to initiate the process if I feel there is a dire need.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Of course. I trust you. As Much as I pick on you, I really do like you. I gave you the position because I knew you wold handle it with elegance. Like Morrison.

 

[Murfish]

Of course. I trust you. As Much as I pick on you, I really do like you. I gave you the position because I knew you wold handle it with elegance. Like Morrison.

I appreciate that Monkey.

Now I have been wondering about a few things since Ricky single handedly changed the face of this fan club.

a) Did we just become the best fan club not only because of who it is centered on, but also because we have been acknowledged by him?
b) With his acknowledgment did he automatically become a member?
c) If he is now a member, let me be the first to say that he is not only the first member that isn't actually part of the forum and has no posts, spam ridden or otherwise, but also that he is the greatest member of this club. He is a beacon of light, if you will.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I appreciate that Monkey.

Now I have been wondering about a few things since Ricky single handedly changed the face of this fan club.

He did. Tremendously.

a) Did we just become the best fan club not only because of who it is centered on, but also because we have been acknowledged by him?

Yes

b) With his acknowledgment did he automatically become a member?

BIG YES

c) If he is now a member, let me be the first to say that he is not only the first member that isn't actually part of the forum and has no posts, spam ridden or otherwise, but also that he is the greatest member of this club. He is a beacon of light, if you will.

The most important yes of all.

Which brings me too....

 

[Murfish]

...?

I accept his acknowledgment in place of an actually essay and officially make him a member?

or are you changing the roster?

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Welcome to the Palace of Wisdom

​

Enjoy your stay. Feel free to celebrate the sheer awesomeness that is John Morrison. God knows you've been struggling to not to enter your love of the Shaman of Sexy into every single post you've made and will make on any forum ever. Let it out, man. Let it all out. 'Cos here the Tuesday night delight becomes the every night (and day) delight.

Member List:

President: The_Shaman_Of_Monkey
Vice President: Mr.Sam
Secretary: Dr.Murfish
Executive VP of Media: Steamboat Ricky

Princess: HBK-aholic
Morrison's personal Ball Washer: ???
John Morrison Himself: John Morrison

Mighty NorCal
IrishCanadian25
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Eternal Dragon
Slim Pickns
PeteRose'sHaircut
Strafro
Demolition Punk
hbk4444
superunknown012
The Snake
Mordecai
DJ Supreme
Sir Sparky
manjmonkey
Saint Blaze
Hardcore Kennedy
Savage138
Danmen001

Honorary Members:

Santino 48/7

Sponsors:

Spago Los Angeles - The Finest Restaurant in ALL Of Los Angeles

Hotel Bel Air - Finest 5 star Hotel in ALL Of Bel Air

Louis Micheal Salon - Where John Morrison gets his hair cut, probably.

VERY IMPORTANT:
From this moment on. You have to have at least 100 spam free posts. No Excuses. Or You have to impress our Secretary Dr.Murfish. Be warned...He does NOT impress easy.


Now Then...

Be Jealous!
​

 

[Murfish]

Welcome to the Palace of Wisdom

​

Enjoy your stay. Feel free to celebrate the sheer awesomeness that is John Morrison. God knows you've been struggling to not to enter your love of the Shaman of Sexy into every single post you've made and will make on any forum ever. Let it out, man. Let it all out. 'Cos here the Tuesday night delight becomes the every night (and day) delight.

Member List:

Resident off forum member and God: John Morrison
President: The_Shaman_Of_Monkey
Vice President: Mr.Sam
Secretary: Dr.Murfish
Executive VP of Media: Steamboat Ricky
Princess: HBK-aholic
Morrison's personal Ball Washer: ???

Mighty NorCal
IrishCanadian25
​

Eternal Dragon
Slim Pickns
PeteRose'sHaircut
Strafro
Demolition Punk
hbk4444
superunknown012
The Snake
Mordecai
DJ Supreme
Sir Sparky
manjmonkey
Saint Blaze
Hardcore Kennedy
Savage138
Danmen001

Honorary Members:

Kennedy 24/7

Sponsors:

Spago Los Angeles - The Finest Restaurant in ALL Of Los Angeles

Hotel Bel Air - Finest 5 star Hotel in ALL Of Bel Air

Louis Micheal Salon - Where John Morrison gets his hair cut, probably.

VERY IMPORTANT:
From this moment on. You have to have at least 100 spam free posts. No Excuses.

Be Jealous​

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I like your title for Morrison better. But we will keep it MY way. I will change everything else. I appreciate your work Murfish. Could you please go out and get some Celebrity member for us please??