Within these pages, you will find that which shall guide each and every new member of the IWC, who wishes to forsake the ability to think for themselves, and hand over their logic to conform to the mantra of the IWC. In order to become a full-fledged member of the IWC, you must forsake all other beliefs.
1. John Cena needs a gimmick change. Clearly what he is doing is working, so the WWE would be better off turning him heel and completely re-working his character.
2. Triple H is a power hungry fiend, who uses sex with the daughter of the boss to further his own political agenda.
3. TNA has no idea what they are doing. Despite showing a rating improvement every year since their first show on SpikeTV, and the fact they have become a company which is turning a small monthly profit, the people in charge clearly don't understand how to book wrestling near as well as we in the IWC do.
These are the first three teachings of the IWC Bible. I ask that each and every one of the more experienced members scribe their own passages into this sacred document. Please remember to elaborate, or else the IWC gods shall smite you with the bant hammer.
1. John Cena needs a gimmick change. Clearly what he is doing is working, so the WWE would be better off turning him heel and completely re-working his character.
2. Triple H is a power hungry fiend, who uses sex with the daughter of the boss to further his own political agenda.
3. TNA has no idea what they are doing. Despite showing a rating improvement every year since their first show on SpikeTV, and the fact they have become a company which is turning a small monthly profit, the people in charge clearly don't understand how to book wrestling near as well as we in the IWC do.
These are the first three teachings of the IWC Bible. I ask that each and every one of the more experienced members scribe their own passages into this sacred document. Please remember to elaborate, or else the IWC gods shall smite you with the bant hammer.