The female manipulation tricks

[Lee]

Because we all know they're eeeeeeeeeeeeevil manipulative biatches INDEED

Tears

: When presented with a crying woman outside of actual traumatic scenarios, it's probably a good idea to remove yourself from the situation if you feel at all in doubt about her sincerity. You can't bargain with tears, so avoid them instead.

Bribery

The best plan of attack is to turn the tables and remove her ability to string you along with promises or rewards for your compliance. If she's a bedroom briber, try decreasing your attempts to get her into bed or react to her sexuality, thereby cutting off the power she uses to get her way. Is she big on the promise of flashy gifts? Cut back on fancy dinners out and tell her you're saving for something for yourself, she'll back off as soon as she sees that you'd rather pay your own way -- especially if it cuts into money usually spent on her.

Flattery

it's hard not to want to believe the flattery, but pay attention to patterns: If you get no compliments for weeks and then are suddenly overwhelmed with them right before she asks for something, it's time to ignore what she says and judge her on her actions instead. If she's a constant flatterer and you're getting wise to her game, try agreeing with her when she compliments you rather than thanking her or acting overly appreciative. She'll shut down the excessive praise if she thinks it's going to your head.

The friend recruitment process

IE tell your friends what she wants...

You could stoop to her level and do the same with her friends. Instead of focusing on gift ideas, getting her friends to see your side of arguments or agree with you on general things that crop up in your relationship will drive her insane. If her friends stick up for you in arguments, she's lost her rant support system. Be careful here, though; sometimes this manipulation tactic will leave you in a crunch, so tread lightly.

Provoking jealousy

We don't suggest trying to make her jealous in return because it probably isn't worth the headache. It's better to ignore her attempts; if she flirts with someone else in front of you, just ask her later if she had a good time, and ignore causing a scene or reprimanding her. If you get worked up, she's won.

Withdrawl

Simple and direct is the order of the day -- ask her if she still wants to be in a relationship with you. She'll be forced to admit that her unavailability or lack of communication is a ploy and not a symptom of actual couple problems.

 

[Lee]

I didn't post this thread at 10am...the bishes

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

You may not put the pussy on a pedestal now, but this thread tells me that you did at one time...to your disadvantage.

 

[Lee]

I'e never actually had a girlfriend, had my heart broken though. Since then I have assessed how manipulative girls can be and usually are.

 

[Lee]

I'e never actually had a girlfriend, had my heart broken though. Since then I have assessed how manipulative girls can be and usually are.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Where did you get that advice? I like it!!

I had a girl cheat on me. She called and told me, but I had already found out. I told her, in my calmest voice, "It's ok, I never really liked you that much anyway."

It drove her crazy.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You could have come up with something better than that.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You could have come up with something better than that.

 

[Lee]

I got it somewhere on the intrenet

 

[FromTheSouth]

You could have come up with something better than that.

When you tell a girl she was never all that important to you in a calm sincere voice, it's like terrorism to them. They can't handle not being the center of everyone's universe. Less is more.

 

[OIL]

Girls don't understand what they want. They need to sort that one out first.

They they can stop crying all the time. Obvs, this doesn't relate to ALL the females out there.

 

[klunderbunker]

You forgot offering sex. Biggest manipulation there is.

 

[CCS]

Telling her boyfriend she wants to tak to him because her parents are fighting..................one hour later she admitts she's bi sexual and has had lesbian sex with her best friend..................the next day she says "baby I'm really sorry. I took having sex with my best friend forgranted. I'll stop doing it if you want me too"...............Her boyfriend really thinks his head is going to explode........... a short while later "I'm so sorry baby, I love you and your the best boyfriend ever"



Damn her.

 

[RVDgurl]

Good news boys: most girls grow out of the manipulation phase by the time they hit 21. The stupid games teenage girls tend to play are pathetic, but please don't think all girls do shit like that. It takes way too much effort to play games. It gets old.

 

[klunderbunker]

Miss Extreme, you have restored my faith in the female gender.

 

[RVDgurl]

Glad to help.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Good news boys: most girls grow out of the manipulation phase by the time they hit 21. The stupid games teenage girls tend to play are pathetic, but please don't think all girls do shit like that. It takes way too much effort to play games. It gets old.

That's not true at all. The goals of their manipulation change. At first the goal is attention. When that gets old, they want to change you. After they tire of that, the goal becomes control.

Female manipulation is a rite of passage. I am over 21, I date girls over 21, when I'm not with someone, and their games continue forever.

The entire Sex and the City series was about females trying to manipulate men. True, it's a TV show, but it was written by a woman, who has to have the capability to write that garbage. All of those women are well over 21.

To say that women over 21 don't play those games is nothing more than a game to garner approval from a mostly male board.

 

[Lee]

Good news boys: most girls grow out of the manipulation phase by the time they hit 21. The stupid games teenage girls tend to play are pathetic, but please don't think all girls do shit like that. It takes way too much effort to play games. It gets old.

I'm over 21 and the girl who I felt inspired to write this about is over 21.

On a side note...did you mark at the rumble last night?

 

[FromTheSouth]

I don't know about her, but I sure as shit did.


R!-V!-D!

 

[FromTheSouth]

I don't know about her, but I sure as shit did.


R!-V!-D!

 

[Ms. TM Canada]

Immaturity and mind games don't disappear at 21. Unfortunately, they sometimes don't disappear at all. There are 18 year olds that are great and think like adults. There are also 40 year olds who never did and never will outgrow middle school. (of both genders)

Please don't label women (or men, for that matter) as a whole. There are smart, sensible ones and we hate that the other girls our age are still into the gossiping and stupidity, causing us to be labeled as stupid.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

What are you talking about? Girls and my boys my age can both be equally stupid, and usually are. There are bigger problems out there than if you didn't hook up with that girl or that guy. Ugh.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[FromTheSouth]

But the problem isn't with 16 year olds. I fully expect kids to at like kids. It's women in their mid to late 20's who think that it is their job to change a guy from who he is into some metrosexual pussy. Those women are everywhere. And when they're done dressing him like a doll, they start to think it is time to control him, change his friends, make him stop drinking. Like spending time with my college roommate makes me a bad father or husband......

And Lee is right. Tears, flattery, and sex are their techniques. Guys don't do things like this. We have our weapons in the battle, but we are not manipulative. We are assholes, which just happens to be what women want, because if you can make an asshole nice, then you can control him later.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Yeah, I have no idea what you're talking about. O.O

Sex and the City does suck though.

Flames Out
Dragon